Double Meaning Sms In Hindi- Wo Mere Neeche Thhi

Chandni raat thi aur wo mere sath thi,

Main upar tha wo neeche thhi,

Galat mat samjhna mere yaaro,

Wo meri saikal thi...

Double Meaning- Mirchi Kahaan Lagti Hai

Mirchi muh ke elava kahaan lagti hai??

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Socho--Socho..

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Khet mein lagti hai..

"Dirty Mind"

Double Meaning Sms- Jab Tumne Salwar utara Tha

Yaad karo wo din

Jab tum ne shalwar utari aur let gai,

Aur thoda sa andar jane par tum rone lagi

Aur.....

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Doctor ne kaha beta injection lag gaya,

Kher tujhe to kuch aur yaad aagya hoga,

Tu Bhi na!!

Bhool ja yar purani baton ko,

Teri galti thori na hai...

Double Meaning SMS- Susu Karne Ki Jagah Dikhau

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya,

Bahot der se susu rok rakha thi,

Baad mein ladki se bola,

Susu karne ki jaghe dikhaau,

Ladki sharmatey hue,

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Hmmm,, Naughty..