Non-Veg SMS- Vo Hain Jhaant Ke Baal

Arj kiya hai jiske aane me lagte hain 15 saal,

Jaara gaur pharmayega,

wah ...wah...

Sun to le bhai

Jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal,

Vo hain Jhaant ke baal

Non-Veg SMS- Be Inteha Chodna Chahata Hu

Boy- I want to Fuck you...?

Girl: Tameej se baat karo,

Boy- Alla tala ke fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek banda,

Mohtarma ko arju-e fitrat se be inteha chodna chahat haii...

Non-Veg SMS- Hold Your Dick

Hey you are bored of reading message...

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Then

Hold your dick in your hand,

and shake it till it vomit...

Non-Veg SMS- Aaj Sex Karogi

Girl: Aaj sex karoge,

Boy: Nhi,

Girl: Kyu nhi?...

Boy: Condom nhi hai...

Girl: Tera to roz ka drama hai..

Lemination kyu nhi kara leta...

Non-Veg SMS- Yeh Lo Condom

A village lady to doctor,

Mujhe kuch dino ke liye baccha nahi chahiye,

Doctor: To yeh lo Condom,

Lady: Ise pani ke sath lu ya dudh ke sath...

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Doctor: Lund ke sath...

Funny Non Veg SMs- Choot Me Ungli KI

Ek ladki ko peeche se kisi ne ungli ki aur bhag gaya,

Peeche ek 65 saal ka baba tha,

ladki ne pucha baba aapne missed call ki???

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Baba salwar khol ke:-

"Mera to balance hi khatm ho gaya"

Non-Veg SMS- Apni Luli Nikalo

Ladki bachhey se: Apni luli nikalo..

Bacha: Ok,

Ladki: Ye kya aap ki luli to pakadi hi nahi jati,

Bacha: 

"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nhi na mumkin hai..."

Non-Veg SMS- Boobs Choos Raha Tha

Santa apni girlfriend ke boobs choos raha tha,

Ladki ko tharak chadd gai aur wo boli:

"Tumhe kuch aur nhi chahiye?"

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Santa:- Dudh ke sath do-teen biscuit mil jate to maja aa jata...

Non Veg SMS- Pehle Daba Kar Dekho

Baap apne bete ko bazaar le jata hai,

Aur use sabji khareedna sikhata hai,

Baap:- Beta koi bi sabji lene se pehle use saba kar dekhte hai,

Beta:- Theek hai...

Kuch dino baad beta bhagta hua dad ke office pahocha aur bola

"Daddy, ek aadmi aummy ko khareedna chahata hai....

Non Veg SMS- Nipples Na Dikhe

Marte hue ek buddhe ne apne sare ghar walo ko salah di ki...

Ladke se: "Apni umar ki ladki se jhuk kar mila karo jis se usko lund touch na ho",

ladki Se: "Apni bra main hamesa cotton jarur rakha kar taki Nipples na dikhe",

Damad se: " chodne or khodne mein farak samjho, chodne mein jor aur khodne mein shor karna chahiye",

Bahu se: " Gaand marwane se bacche paida nhi hote hai"

Agar aisa hota to..

uske sabse jada bacche hote jo hans kar ye joke padh raha hai....

Non Veg SMS- Girlfriend Chodunga

Ek din pappu ghar mein akela betha tha,

Time pass ke liye usne socha kyu na kuch mauj ki jae,

Usne pocket mein se ek coin nikala aur hawa mein uchala aur mann mein sochne laga,

Head aaya to girlfriend ke saath sex karung,

Tale aaya to muthh maar ke kaam chala lunga,

Coin khada raha to kisi Gay ki gand maar lunga,

Aur agar hawa mein latak gaya to...,

" Maa kasam aaj padhai ke alava kuch bhi nahi sochunga"

Non Veg SMS- Randi Chudwai Thi

Haaan mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai wo raat,

Jab hum doston ne milke shama jalai thi,

Doston ne mil ke tujhse randi chudwai thi,

Daddy tere aae aur bhaag gae the hum sab,

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Par teri fatne ki awaaj dur dur tak aai thi...

Funny Non Veg Sms- Baap Bhi Doodh Peeta Hai

Conductor to lady:- Bache ka ticket dikhao??,

lady:- Iski bhi ticket lagegi, ye to abhi doodh peeta hai...

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Conductor:- Doodh to iska baap bi peeta hoga to kya,

usko bhi baitha lu

Non Veg Sms- Tum Penty Kyu Nhi Pehnti Ho

Ladka pados ki bhabhi ke sath sex karne laga,

Laise hi usne salwar utari to usne us se pucha,

Ladka; " Arey tum penty kyu nhi pehnti ho???"

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Bhabhi use aankh maarte hue boli::

"Arey yaar maine apne pati se wada kia tha

ki aap ke elava kisi ke samne penty nhi uttarungi.."""

Non-Veg Sms- Kitna Dalu Madam

• Bank Cashier: “Madam Aap So So Ke Lengi?”
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• Fruit Seller: “Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega”
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• Cloth Seller: “Ek Minute Dekh To Lo, Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi.”
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• Dhobi: Bibiji “Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikal Do, Baaki Kaam Mera”
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• Petrol Wala: “Kitna Daalu Madam??”
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• Photostat Wala: “Madam Aage Aur Peechhe Dono Taraf Karu Ya Ek Hi Side??”
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• Chudi Wala: “Andar Nahin Ghus Raha”
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• Mobile Recharge Wala: “Kitna Dalu Madam?”

Ladki Ki Choochiyaan

Ladki Ki Choochiyaan Or Khaini, 

Jitni Ragdoge Utna Hi Majaa Ayega.

Salwaar Utarne Ke Baad

Chodi Jaati Hain Ladkiyan…
Salwaar Utarne Ke Baad…
Waah Waah Waaaaaah
Aage…
Ab Aage Kya?
?
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?
Wapas Pehen Leti Hai Chud Jaane Ke Baad.

Legs Utha Ke Karo

Legs Utha Ke Karo.
Tange Faila Ke Karo.
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo.
Aage Peechey Dono Taraf Karo.
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos Hoga.
Kya…..

Baba Ramdev Ji Ka Yoga.

Shadi ki Raat Dulha Dulhan

Shaadi Ki Raat Dulha-Dulhan Apne Kamre Mein Jate Hai.
Dulha Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai: “Ejaazat Hai…?”
Dulhan Sharmatae Hue Boli:
 “Hum Ne To Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap To Phir Bhi Apne Hai“

Daru Bhot Buri Cheej Hai

Santa ka beta pappu daru pee raha tha,

Achanak santa ne usko peete dekh liya aur gusse se bole,

Santa: Ruk bhonsdi ke, aaj to mein teri maa chod dunga,,

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Pappu nashe mein: To aur roj kya mohallle wale chodte hai...