Girl: pados wali aunty mujhe bhot tang kati thee,

jab bhi kisi ki shadi hoti thi to mere gaal kheech ke kehti thi..

"Ab tumhari bari hai,"

maine unki ye aadat chudwa di.

Friend: kaise?

Girl: Jab koi mar jata to mai unke gaal kheech ke kehti..

"Ab tumhari bari..."

Rajnikant Jokes Collection

#Government of india pays tax to rajnikant for living here.

@When rajnikant goes to zym t workout,

No one can workout since he uses all the weights available.

*Einstein said you can't move with speed of light,

Obviously he was never kicked by Rajnikant.

*Why himalayas are rising?,

Its simple..Rajnikant lives in chennai

Lever effect

Rajnikant Jokes- Rajnikant In Talwar Baji

Rajnikant's Power

Talwar Baazi Ke

Muqabley Me..

1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do

Tukde Kar Diye..

1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui

Makhi Ki

Gardan Kaat Di..

Rajnikant Ne Machar

Udaya..

Talwaar Ghumayi

But

Machar Udta Hi Raha..

Japnis: Machar To Ud

Rha Hai..

Rajnikant Muskurate

Hue Bola :

Udd To Raha Hai..,

But

Kabi Baap Nahi Ban

Payegaaa...!!;-)

Non-Veg SMS- Hold Your Dick

Hey you are bored of reading message...

.

...

....

Then

Hold your dick in your hand,

and shake it till it vomit...

Haramipana Santa Sardar SMS- I Will Have A Sex

Jeeto: What will you do if you have only 5 minutes before

An Atomic blast occurs????

.

..

Santa: I will have a sex with you...

Jeeto: ok, and what about next 4 minutes...??

Sardar Sms- Gone To Delhi To Fill Up Bank Form

A sardar went to open a bank account,

After seeing the form he had gone to delhi for filling it up,

.

..

You know why???

Form said: "Fill up in capital letters"

haramipana SMs- Aaj Maine Class Ki Sabse Pyari Ladki Ko Phansaya

Chintoon: Aaj maine apni class ki sabse pyari ladki phansa li,

Friend: Woh kaisey???

Chintoon:

Class lagi thi..., maine kagaj ka jahaz banaya aur,

fenka, jahaz teacher ke pass jake gira,

Teacher ne gusse me poocha ye kisne pheka???

Maine us ladki ka naam le liya aur vo fans gai....

Haramipana SMS- Radio Just Around A Sports Car

Dad:

Son, What do you want for your birthday...???

/.

.

Son:

Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it...

Haramipana SMS- Real SMS For Kalli Billi

Agar aap kahin ja rahe ho aur,

Kalli Billi,

Aap ke aage se gujar jae to

iska matlab hai ki,

.

..

...

Kali Billi bhi kahin ja rahi hai...

Santa Banta Haramipana Sms

Santa:Btao aisi kon si cheej hai jo

insaan ko achanak mailta hai

aur vo ka bi leta hai..

.

..

Banta: Thaappaad....

Dirty Sms- journalist To Mallika

An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? 
.
..
...
Mallika: I go back to my home!

Ek Aadmi Antim Sanskar Me Gaya

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, 

Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, 

Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, 

Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai

Jab Barish Hoti Hai, Tum Yaad Aate Ho.

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. 
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, 
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, 
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Santa Went Out To Buy An India Flag

Santa went out to buy an Indian Flag,

The shop owner gave him the Flag,

Guess what did he ask next...

.

..

...

Ismein aur color dikhaooooo

Titanic Doob Raha Tha

Titanic doob raha tha,

Ek goore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai,

Santa 2 Kms,

Goore ne samundar me jump laga ke pucha kis taraf,

Santa " Neeche"....

A Sweet Girl Goes To Santa

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said::

Mujhe underwear dikhaoooo..

Banta: Sharmate hue, Aaj pehen kar nahi aaya hu...

A Chinese Was In Hospital

A Chinese was in Hospital..

Santa went to meet him

Chinese said "Ching Chong Mou Chu Cha and Died,

Santa went china 2 know the meaning that was,

Kutte Oxygen ke Pipe se Pair Utha...

How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?

How did Santa tried to kill a bird???

.

..

...

He too it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to

Die

Santa Ne Bus Me 2 Ticket Li

Santa ne bus me do ticket lii...

Condutor: 2 kyu lee..?

Santa: Agar ek kho gai to dusri kaam aaegi

Conductor: Agar dono kho gai to???

.

...

Santa to pass kab kaam aaega...

Sardar SMS In English

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!


Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?