chotti bua ki ya Badi bua ki (Non-veg Sms)

Ek bar papa apne betay ke sath deepawali pe Rocket chala  rahe the...

rocket ko bhot uuchai pe blast hote dekh papa khte hai 'O Behen Ki Chut Itni Upar Ja kar Fati hai'...

Betay bolta hai papa 'chotti bua ki ya Badi bua ki'...

Ladkiyon Ke Naam (Funny Sms)

College mei ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hai....?

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Meri Wali...

Teri Wali...

Meri Bhabhi..

Teri Bhabhi...

Aur kuch na ho to "Kamini Saali"...

"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..

"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..

"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..

"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

Fullform Of Hug

H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd

U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy

G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe

S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S dAy

I hOpE tHiS
"HUG"
MaKeS uR dAy BrIgHtEr

Full Form Of Boys

B - bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O - oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y - yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S - ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe...

Amazing Definitions

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)

S:"still"
M:"mad"
A:"always"
R:"responsible"
T:"teasing"

Meaning Of Mother

M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"

Abbreviations For Degrees

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

Ultimate Truth (Funny Sms)

If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Marriage...
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But,
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If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Garrage...
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Funny But True%-)!

Dost Ka Rona (Funny Sms)

1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha

Yar Main Ro Rha Hun


Dost ne kha

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Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P

KG Vs College

*k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale..

*UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)

*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come..

*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baahir:-P

*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy..

*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D

*K.G: clas tst me star..

*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar:-)

MOsquitos Liked @ Facebook

Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight"

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After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status :-D

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