Some Best Rajnikant Jokes Ever Read

• Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired
• Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land
• Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline
• When Pope walks with Rajanikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”

Rajnikant Resposible For Solar Eclipse

When rajnikant get angry at he sun,

it hides behind the moon.,

That phenomenon is called as,

Solar eclipse

Why Rajnikant Wear Sunglasses???

Q: Why does rajnikant wear sunglasses..??

A: To protect the sun from his eyes..!!!

Rajnikant in Dhoom 3 Movie

Dhoom-3 Scene:

John, Hritik, Aamir on Bike with speed of 2000 km/hr...,

And suddenly, Rajnikant overtakes,

them with bicycle..

Ans says..

..

..

..

Save fuel use cycle

How Does Rajni Do Sheershasan

How does Rajni do sheershasan..??

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..

He simply turns the world upside down..

Rajnikant in Google

When you search Rajnikant in google,

What does google say..???

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..

I m feeling lucky...

Rajnikant Knows The Cost Of Ek Chutki Sindoor

Girl romantic mood me rajnikant se boli..,

Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano..???,

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..

Rajnikant- 0.000768313789 Rs. per gram

Two Ghost- There Is Nothing Like Rajnikant

One night,

A ghost was consoling another,

Dont worry i told you its all in your mind..,

There is nothing like,

Rajnikant..

Rajnikant Joke- Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs

Once dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikant,

and refused to pay him back..,

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs..

Rajnikant Joke- Rajni Cut The Tea Into Half

Once rajnikant was having a cup of tea,

Suddenly, in his typical style,

he cut the tea into half..,

Since then we know our popular cutting chai

Nokia's Rajnikant R Series Mobile In 2013

Nokia Launching Rajnikant 'R' Series In 2012.

Features: 20 SIMS,

Battery Standby: 1 Year,

1000 GB Memory,

100 Megapixels Camera,

TV,

Oven,

Washing Machine,

Fridge,

AC,

Mini Rocket Launcher,

Mini AK-47 &

The New Special Feature 24G In Which U Can Meet The Person & Talk Directly.

Rajnikant Joke- Hookka Causes Heavy Fog

Recently in china airports were closed,

due to heavy fog,

Later it was discoverd that ,

Rajnikant was having Hookka In India

Rajnikant jJokes- Origin of Pluto

Once rajnikant was playing cricket..,

He played a deffensive shot,

now that ball is so called as,

Pluto..

Rajnikant jJokes- The Mirror Shatters

When Rajnikant looks in a mirror,

the mirror shatters..,

Becoz not even glass is stupid,

enough to get in between

Rajnikant and Rajnikant..

Rajnikant Joke- High Jump In Sky

Tonight at 9 Rajni can be seen from sky..,

As he is participating in the,

Asian Games, high jump event...

Rajnikant Joke- If Rajni Born 100 Years Ago

If rajnikant was born 100 years earlier..,

British would have fought to get,

independence from

India..

Rajnikant On Goggle Search Engine

If you spell..

'Rajnikant' wrong on google, it doesnt say,

"Did you mean Rajnikant"..

It simply replies,

'Run while you still have the chance'

Rajnikant- How Do You Think The Earth Spins

Micheal jordan to rajni:-

"I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours"

Can you..???

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Rajni- Rascala, how do you think the earth spins..

Rajnikant Gave Birth To Ambuja Cement

Once upon a time,

Rajnikant used Tooth powder to get strong teeth,

Today that powder is known as...

.

..

"Ambuja Cement"

Rajnikant's Best Ever Joke

Once, a photo of rajnikant was given for Xerox..

Don't even try to guess what happened..

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We got two copies of the xerox machine..

Rajnikant's Science Theory

Rajnikant can walk faster than light...,

Rajni cannot be created,

nor destroyed..

Only it can be change from one for to another..

Rajnikant joke- Vodafone Tag Line According To Rajnikant

What do you think vodafone 3G tag line..,

Faster,

Better,

Rajnikant...

No it should be..

Rajnikant

Rajnikant

Rajnikant

Mind it..!!!!

Rajnikant Most Neglected Fact

The most neglected fact of the entire decade!!!

Once a farmer replaces scare crow,

In the farm with Rajnikant statue..,

And..

Birds returned grains thaey took last year as well...

Rajnikant's Attitude

Rajnikant purchased the road roller..

Guess why????

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..

To iron his clothes.........

Rajnikant College Joke

Rajnikant started college,

All student were confused while taking,

admission because name of college

is...

"Rajnikant medical College Of Engineering For Commerce"

Rajnikanth Joke- Teaxher Use To Bunk The Classess

When rajnikanth was a student...,

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...

Teacher use to Bunk the classess!!!

Rajnikanth Jokes- They Call It As Wikipedia

Rajnikant was studying in 3rd STD...,

Some one stole his rough note,

And now,

They call it as Wikipedia..

Rajnikanth Hobbies

Rajnikanth Hobbies...

Playing withntsunami,

Skating in volcano,

Catching bullets when someone shoots,

Running against flying plane,

Playing with lights..

The legend of India...

Breakup Shayari- Main us Ke Haathon Me Tha Seese ki Tarah

Main us ke haathon me tha,

Tute hue seese ke tarah,

Bari umeed thi ki bikhrne nahi degi,

Bus giraya kuch is ada se,

Ki simatne ki aaas hi na rahi...

Sad Dosti Shayari- Dost Hamari Jarurat Tak Mehsus Nhi Karte

Beqadar hogaye hain kuch dost humse,

Jo hamari jarurat tak mehsus nahi karte,

Kabhi bohat baatein kiya karte the hum se,

Ab to yaad tak nahi karte..

Love Shayari- Bahot Hai Zara Si Nafrat Teri

Bahot hai zara si nafrat teri,

hum ko mitane ke liye,

Ek najar jo mile tere pyar ki,

Maut se bhi daman chhuda lenge hum...

Bewafa Shayari- Aisi Bewafaai ki Ussne

Aisi bewafaai ki ussne,

Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi,

Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,

Ke hamari arthi bhi neelaam ho gayi...

Breakup Shayari- Dil Ye Rota Hai

Aankhe hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai,

Mante hai jjise hum manzil apnni,

Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai..

Sad Shayari- Har Ek Muskurahat Muskaan Nahi Hoti

Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,

Nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,

Ansoo gham ke aur khusi ke ek jaise hote hai,

Inki pehchaan asaan nahi hoti...

Sad Shayari- Bhool Jane Ka Tujhe koi Irada Na Tha

Bhool jane ka tujhe koi irada na tha,

Tere siva kisi se kiya wada na tha,

Nikaal dete dil se shayed tumhen,

Par is kambakht dil mein koi darwaza na tha...

Breakup Shayari- Unke Hontho Pe Mera Naam Jab Aaya Hoga

Unke hontho pe mera naam jab aaya hoga,

khudko ruswayi se phir kaise bachaya hoga,

Sunke ke fasana aur se meri barbadi ka,

Kya unko apna sitam na yaad aaya hoga..??

Breakup Shayari- Kabhi The Diwaane Hum Tere Naam Ke

Kaise bhula doon main teri yaad,

Ab to mumkin nahi bhulana teri yaad,

Kabhi the diwaane hum tere naam ke,

Aaj teri chahat ne humein kiya barbad..

Breakup Shayari- Chiraag Bhuj Gaya Khud Ko jalana Hoga

Ab aansuon ko aankhon me sajana hoga,

Chiraag bhuj gaya khud ko jalana hoga,

Na samajhna ke tumse bichar ke khus hain hum,

Humein logon ki khaatir muskurana hoga..

Breakup Shayari- Ki Tere Baad koi Bhi Bewafa na Lage

Teri dosti ne diya sakun itna,

Ki tere baad koi bhi acha na lage,

Tujhe karni ho bewafai to is ada se karna,

Ki tere baad koi bhi bewafa na lage

Love Shayari- Hum Kabhi Apno Se Khafa ho Nahi Sakte

Hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte,

dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte.

Aap bhale hume bhul ke so jao,

hum aapko yaad kia bina so nahi sakte…

Bewafa Shayari- Is Jahan Me Mohabbat Kash Na Hoti

Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,

To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!

Agar milti bewafa ko sazae maut,

To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!

Bewafa Shayari-Wafa Ka Naam Mat lo Yaroo

Wafa ka naam mat lo yaaro….

Wafa dil dukhati hai….

Wafa ka naam lete hi….

Ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai….

Bewafa Shayari- Chand Ka Dard Bewafa Raat Nahi Samjhti

Pathar Ki Yeh Duniya Jazbat Nahi Samajhti

Dil Me Hai Jo Woh Bat Nahi Samajhti

Tanha Toh Chand Bhi Hai Sitaron Ke Beech

Magar Chand Ka Dard Bewafa Raat Nahi Samajhti..

Bewafai Shayari- Wafa Na Sahi Bewafai To Milti Hai

Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai, 

Milna na sahi judaii to milti hai, 

Kaun kehta hai pyaar me kuch nahi milta, 

Wafa na sahi be-wafaii to milti hai…

Sad Shayari- Sao Bar Usko Meri Yaadon Ne Rulaya Hoga

Naam likh k us ne mera mitaya hoga,

So bar usko meri yaadon ne rulaya hoga,

Us k chehre pe mera naam likha hai yaro,

Us ne kis kis se mera naam chupaya hoga…

Bewafa Shayari- Jo Jante hi Nahi Wafa Ke Barey Me

Mat zikar karo apni ada key barey mein.

hum bohat kuch jantey hein wafa key barey mein.

suna hai wo bhe mohabat ka shoq rakhney lagey hein.

jo jantey he nahin wafa key barey mein.

Bewafa Shayari- Hamari Maut Ki Wajah Bhi Tum Ho

Humare muskurane ki waja tum ho,

hamare Zindagi ka matlab tum ho ,

agar chor deya saath hamara to samajh lena 

k hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho.

Funny Bewafa Shayari- Pyar Mein wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Kash Pyar Ka insurance Hojata,

Pyar Krne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata

Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata..

Bewafa Shayari- Vo Pyaar Karti To Hai Par Hum Se Nahi

Vo aati toa hai par tann se nahi

Baaten karti toa hai par mann se nahi

Kon kehta hai “sahil” vo pyar nahi karti

Vo pyar karti to hai par hum se nahi

Broken Heart Sms- Haathon Me Zakhm To Aaya Hota

Kaash khuda ne yeh dil kaanch ka banaya hota,

Dil Todne wale ke haathon mai kamm se kamm 

zakhm to aaya hota

Funny Shayari- Besharam Tum Ho To Sharmile Hum Bhi Nahi

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,

Besharam tum ho to sharmile hum bhi nahi.

Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho ke shadishuda ho…

Tho kya hua Darling…Kunware hum bhi nahin!

Bewafa Shayari- Sahil Bhi Tera Gulam Hai Aur Lehrein Bhi

Tujhe kya pata kya guzaratee hai mujh per,

Tu to mujhe dariya mein chod ke kinare se dekhtee hain;

Sahil bhi tera gulam hai aur lehrein bhi,

Dono bhi muzje bachaney se pehle tujh-se poochtee hain..

Sad Shayari- Jab Se Tum Door Gaye Ho Humse

Ab To Ye Chandni Bhi Hamein Jalati Hai

Bhari Mehfile Bhi Thanhayi Sathati Hai

Jab Se Tum Door Gaye Ho Humse

Humari Aankhein Har Pal Dab-Dabati Hai..

Bewafa Shayari- Na Kiya Kuch Haasil Hamne Pyar Me

Mujko Rula Kar Dil Uska Bi Roya To Hoga,

Uski Ankho Par Bi Aansu Aaya To Hoga,

Agar Na Kiya Kuch Haasil Hamne Pyar me,

Kuch na Kuch Usne Bi Khoya To Hoga….

Bewafa Shayari- Haan Hum Bewafa Hi Sahi

Haan Hum Bewfa Sahi, Par Itna Mujhe Batao.

Bewafa Jo Nahi Hai Aisa koi Saksh Dikhao.

Haan Main Janta Hoon Aapne kisi se Bahut wafa ki Hai

Par yun kya aapne Khud se koi Wafa ki Hai….

Bewafa Shayari-Woh Bewafa Hamara Imtihaan kya Legi

Woh Bewafa Hamara Imtihaan Kya Legi,

Milengi Nazron Se Nazar Toh Nazar Jhuka Legi,

Use Meri Kabar P Diya Jalane Ko Math Kehna,

Woh Nadaan Hain Doston Apna Haath Jala Legi…!!

Bewafa Shayari- Iss Tarah Mere Sath Bewafai Na Hoti

Khuda Ne Kaash Mohabbat Banaayi Na Hoti

Toh Aaj Iss Tarah Hamare Pyar Ki Rusvaayi Na Hoti

Kaash Unke Dil Mein Zara Si Wafa Hoti

Toh Iss Tarah Mere Saath Bewafaayi Na Hoti…

Bewafai Shayari- Bewafai Hi Mili Raste Raste

Seh Liya Har Dard Humne Haste Haste

Ujd Gaya Ghar Mera Yaaro Baste Baste

Ab Wafa Kare To Kis Se Kare Yaaro

Wafa Karne Gaye To Bewafa Hi Mile Raste Raste…

Broken Heart SMS- Ek Toote Hue Dil Ki Aawaaj Mujhe Kehiye

Ek Toote Huwe Dil Ki Aawaaj Mujhe Kahiye

Sur Jismein Hai Sab Ghum Ke Woh Saaz Mujhe Kahiye

Main Kon Hoon Aur Kyaa Hoon Kiske Liye zindaa Hoon

Main Khud Bhi Nahi Samajhi Woh Raaz Mujhe Kahiye.

Broken Heart Sms- Aapki Judai Ne Hhumein Shayari Sikha Di

Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di,

Judai ke gam ne hamein manzil bhula di,

Chahte to nehin thaey aapse juda hona para

Kya karein agar hamein apno ne hi peeth dikha di…..

Bewafa Shayari- Bewafa Hum To Tere Dard Ko Apnane Aaye The

Hum to tere dil ki mahfil sajane aye thay,

teri kasam tujhy apna banany aye thay.

kis bat ki saza di tu ne ham ko,

bewafa hum to tere dard ko apnany aye thay…

Bewafa Shayari- Ye Duniya Bewafai Se Bhari Padi Hai

Dard ki bazaar bhari pari hai,

Wo cheez na lo jo andar se jali pari hai,

Wafa ki talaash chorr do nadan,

Ye duniya Bewafai se bhari pari hai…

Sad Shayari- Judai Ke Aanshu Ankho Se Beh Gaye

Mana k kal hum akele reh gaye,

judai k aansu ankho se beh gaye,

rothe hue ko koun chup karayega,

jo chup karathe the wo hi aaj chup hogaye.!

Sad Shayari- Phulon Ko Baharon Ki Kami Nahi Hoti

Nazron ko nazaron ki kami nahi hoti,

phulon ko baharon ki kami nahi hoti,

fir kyu hume yad karoge Aap,

Aap toh Aasman Ho aur

Asman Ko Sitaron ki kami Nahi Hoti…

Sad Shayari- Bhul Jana Mere Khyal Na Karna

Meri barbadi par tu koi malal na karna,

Bhul jana mere khyal na karna,

Hum teri khusi ke liye kafan odh lenge,

Par tu meri lash se koi sawal na karna..

Love Shayari- Sapno Se Dil Ko Behlaya Nahi Karte

Wo kehte hai dil pe bharosa itna nahi karte,

Hum kehte hai mohabbat mein socha nahi karte,

Wo kehte hain najron se door par dil ke pass hai,

Humne kaha sapno se dil ko behlaya nahi karte.....

Broken Heart SMS- Dil Ke Tootne Se Nahi Hoti Hai Aawaj

Dil ke ttotne se nahi hoti hai aawaz,

Aansoon ke behne ka nahi hota hai andaz,

Gum ka kabhi bhi ho sakta hai aagaz,

Aur dard ke hone ka to bas hota hai ehsaas

Broken heart Sms- Kahin Mohabbat Ki Pyaas Meri Jaan Hi Na Le Jaye

Kaashe meri dhadkan woh sun paye,

Mere rukh pe pade uski zulfo ke saye,

Mita de har doori ko woh jaldi hi...,

Kahin mohabbbat ki pyaas meri jaan hi na le jaye...

Sad Shayari- Judai Ka Matlab Bhulana Nhi Hota

Koi rishta naya ya purana nahi hota,

Zindagi ka harpal suhana nahi hota,

juda hona to kismat ki baat hai,

Par judai ka matlab bhulana nahi hota...

Sad Shayari- Raat Ko Roney Ki Hasrat Thi Magar Ro Na Saki

Log puchte hain kyun surkh hain tumhari aankhe,

Hans ke keh deti hoon raat ko so na saki,

lakh chahoon bhi magar yeh keh na sakoon,

Raat ko roney ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki...

Bewafai Shayari- Pyar Mein Bewafai Mile To Gum Na Karna

Pyar me bewafai mile to gum na karna,

apni aankhe kisi ke liye num na karna,

Wo chahe laakh nafrat kare tumse,

Par tum apna pyar kabhi uske liye kan na karna...

Dosti Shayari- Hum Gala Dabana Bhi Jaante Hain

Hum dosti nibhane jaante hain,

Zakham kitne bhi gehre ho dava jantein hai,

Hhume bhulane ki koshis mat karna dost,

Hum gala dabana bhi jante hain...

Broken Heart Sms- Is Zindagi Ne Diye Hai Humne Hazar Dukh

Is zindagi ne diya hai hume hazar dukh,

Pyar jab jab kiya pyar ne dhokha diya hazar baar,

Aaj bhi dil dhadakta hai humara,

Dar lagta us hawa ke jhonkey se jo apne sath khusiyan lati..

Bewafa Shayari- Tum To Bewafa Ho Tumhe Kya Pata

Zindagi mein mohabbat ka khumar kya haota hai,

Dil se dilbar ka milap kya hota hai,

Tum to bewafa ho tumhe kya pta,

Ki pyaar ka haseen aehsaas kya hota hai...

Bewafa Shayari- Pehle Hasaya Fir Rula Kar Chale Gaye

Sapno koi tarah aakar chale gai,

Apno ko bhhula kar chale gai,

kis baat ki saza di aapne humein,

pehle hasaya fir rula kar chale gai...

Bewafa Shayari- Loog To Dil Bhi Todh Dete Hai

Loog apna banake chod dete hai,

Rishta gairo se jod lete hai,

Hum to ek phool bhi na todh sake,

loog to dil bhi todh dete hai...

Sad Shyari- Itna Kabhi Kisi Se pyar Na Karo

Uss ajnabi ka yu intezaar na karo,

Us aahiq se dil ka aitbar na karo,

Roz nikla kare kisi ki yaad me ansu,

Itna kabhi kabhi kisi se pyar na karo...

Bewafa Shayari- Aur Wo Humein Hi Rulati Rehti Hai

Aisa kyu hota hai doston....???

Jisko zindagi mano wohi jaan nikal leti hai,

Hum tadapte hai unki hansi ke liye..,

Aur wo hume hi rulati rehti hai...

Bewafa Shayari- Wo To Auron Ke Sath Khus Hai

Yaad ata hai wo pyar uska,

uske pyar ko dil se mitaau kaise,

Wo to auron ke sath khush hai,

Par mai apna dil gairon se lagau kaise...???

Bewafa Shayari- Apna Chehra Dekhun To Ro Deta Hun

Dil ko duniya khali hai jab se tum gaye ho,

Sab aaane se darte hai yaha jab se tum gaye ho,

Sheese me dekhta hu apna chehra to ro deta hu.

Kisi ne na pooche aansu jab se tum gaye hoo

Bewafa Shayari- Bewafaai Ke Peeche Bhi Koi Raaj Hota Hai

Do dilo ki dhadkan me ek saaz hota hai,

Sab ko apni apni mohabbat pe naaz hota hai,

Us mein se har ek bewafa nahi hota hai,

Us ki bewafai ke peeche bhi koi raaj hota hai...

Bewafa Shayari- Jab Wo Kehtein Hain Humein Tumse Pyar Nahi

Mohabbbat mein lakho zakhm khaye humne,

afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi,

Mat pucho kya guzarti hai dil par,

Jab wo kehte hai humein tumse pyar nahi...

Love Shayari- Kisi Ki Yaad Mein Aansu Bhana Nhi Aata

Mujhe ishq mein dil lagana nhi aata,

Kisi ki yaad me aansu bhana nhi aata,

Hausla to bot hai mujhme kisi ko chahane ka,

Bs mujhe is hausle ko aajmaana nhi aata...

Bewafa Shayari- Kisi Ko Dhoke Baaz Kisi Ko Bewafa Hi Paya

Hume bhi pyaare karne ka khyal aaya,

Jub bhi yeh khyal aaya khud ko akela paya,

Dhoonte rahe is duniya mein humsafar,

Kisi ko dhoke baaz kisi ko bewafa hi paya...

Broken Heart SMS- Jeene Nahi Deti Ye Gujri Hui Yaadein

Humein jeene nahi deti hai ye gujri hui yaadein,

Hum se bhooli nahi jati yeh beeti hui baaten,

Ab kaise khen tumse hum dost teri batein,

Humein har pal yaad dilati hai teri har choti-choti baatein...

Love Shayari- Hum Roye Unko Rone Na Diya

Gum ka ehsaas unko hone na diya,

hum roye unko rone na diya,

Ab use khus rakhna ae khuda,

Jisne chain se humko sone na diya...

Broken Heart Sms- Sayad Hum Hi Honge Itne Bure

Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjhe hi nahi paye,

Bikhre hue sapne hum jod hi nahi paye,

Sayad honge hum hi itne bure,

Jo kisi ke dil mein hum utar hi nahi paye...

Sad Shayari- Kisi Ko Pana Koi Badi Baat Nahi

Kuch uljhe sawalon se darta hai dil,

Naa jane kyun tanhai me dhadakta hai dil,

Kisi ko pana koi badi baat nhi hai,

Par kisi ko khine se darta hai ye ddil...

Sad Shayari- Palkon Ke Beech Bhi Sapne Tut Jaya Karte Hain

Is pathar ki duniya mein,

aksar dil tut jaya karta hai,

Ankhen bhi sambhal kar band karna,

Mere dost, kyuki...

Palkon ke beech bhi sapne tut jaya karte hain...

Bewafa Shayari- Meri Hasti Hui Aankhon Ko Rula Deta Hai

Jane kis bat ki mujhe ko saja deta hai,

Meri hasti hui aankhon ko rula deta hai,

Ek muddat se jhabar bhi nahi teri,

Koi is tarah bhi kya apne pyar ko bhula deta hai...

Bewafai Shayari- Humari Arthi Bhi Neelam Ho Gayi

Aisi bewafaai ki usne,

Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi,

Apni mohabbat ki itni keemat vasool ki usne,

Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi..

Love Shayari- Mere Khuda Agar Wo Mera Naseeb Nahi Tha

Pyar ke ujale me gham ka andhere kyu aate hain,

Jisko hum chahe wahi kyu rulate hain,

Mere khuda agar woh mera naseeb nahi,

To aise logon se hume milata kyun hai...

Bewafa Shayari- Itna Rulaya Ki Muskurana Bhul Gaye

Itna rulaya kisi ne ki muskurana bhul gaye,

Dil toda ki dil lgana bhul gaye,

Duniya ne itne fareb diye risto k naam par,

Ab kisi ko apna bnana bhul gaye...

Bewafa Shayari- Jo Kehte Hain Hum Sirf Aapke Hai

Jab kuch sapne adhure reh jate hai,

Tab dil ka dard aansu banker beh jate hai,

Jo khte hain hum sirf aapke hai,

Pata nahi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai..

Bewafa Shayari- Unse Door Jane Ka Irada Na Tha

Unse door jane ka irada naa tha,

Sada saath rehne ka wada bhi nahi tha,

Vo yaad nahi karenge jante the hum,

Par itni jaldi bhool jaenge andaaza bhi na tha...

Sad Shayari- Unhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aaya

Humein izhaar karna nahi aaya,

Unhe pyar karna nahi aaaya,

Hum bas dekhte hi rehgaye,

aur waqt ko thamne nahi aaya,

Woh chalte chalte itni durr chale gai,

humein rokna bhi nahi aaya...

Sad Shayari- Na Jane Meri Kismat Me kya Hai

Har roz koi khwaab tut jata hai,

Har koi roz apna tut jata hai,

Na jane meri kismat me kya hai,

Jise main yaad karu wahi mujhe bhool jata hai..

Bewafa Shayari- Sath Chor Gaye Ho In Anjaan Rasto Pe

Tumne na mile hote to,

maine rasta na badle hote,

Ab sath chor gaye ho,

in anjaan rasto pe..

Ab mai kidhar jau ,ab mai kidhar jau...

Bewafa Shayari- Waqt Humse Bewaafai Kar Gaya

Humne waqt se bahot wafa ki lekin,

waqt humse bewaafai kar gaya..,

kuch hamare naseeb bure the,

kuch logon ka humse jee bhar gaya....

Bewafa Shayari- Ek Din Gujarta Hai Ek Saal Jaisa

kya btau mera haal hai kaisa,

Ek din gujarta hi ek saal jaisa,

Tadpata hu is kadar bewafayi me uski,

Ye tan banta ja raha hai kankaal jaisa..

Bewafa Shayari- Waqt Humare Liye Unke Pass Nhi Hai

Aaj jarurat hai jiski wo pass nahi hai,

ab unke dil me wo ehsaas nahi hai,

Tadpate hai do pal bat karne ko,

Shayad ab waqt hamare liye unke pass nhi hai...

Bewafa Shayari- Bewwafa Hai Aur Wafa Chahati Hai

Zindagi se pucho ye kya chahati hai,

Bus ek usi ki wafa chahati hai,

kitni massom or nadan hai zindagi,

khud bewafa hai aur wafa chahati hai...

Bewafa Shayari- Us Bewafa Ne Kisi Aur Ko Chaha

Humne dil-o-jaan se jise chaha,

Us bewafa ne kisi aur ko chaha,

pata nhi hum kyu unke liye fariyaad karte hain,

jo pyar ke bahane hume barbad karte hai...

Bewafa Shayari- Ye Aankhe sirf Tumhare Liye Barasti Hai

Agar beegne ka itna sauk hai baris mein,

To dekho meri aankho ko,

Baaris to har ek ke liye barasti hai,

Lekin ye aankhe sirf tumhare liye barasti hai...

Bewafa Shayari- Dete Ho Kyu Ye Dard Bus Humi Ko

Dete ho kyu ye dard bus hami ko,

Kya samjhoge tum in ankho ki nami ko,

yun to honge lakho deewane chan ke,

Chand kya mehsus karega ek taare ki kami ko...

Best Dosti Shayari

Aye dost teri dosti uss,

Ghadi tadpaayegi..,

Jab zindagi kahegi alvida,

Aur maut bhi na aaegi..

Dosti Shayari- Dosti Khawish Hai Aap Jaise Dost Pane Ke Liye

Dosti ek sahil hai tufaano ke liye,

Dosti ek aaina hai armaaano ke liye,

Dosti ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,

Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye..

Dosti Shayari- Doston Ke Liye Haazir Hai Jaan Hamari

Zindagi nahi humein doston se pyari,

Doston ke liye haazir hai jaan hamari,

Aankhon mein hamari aansoon hai to kya,

Jaan se bhi pyari hai muskaan tumhaari...

Love Shayari- Jee Lo Ye Pal Jab Hum Sath Hai

Saath rehte rehte yuhi waqt gujar jaega,

Dooor hone ke bad kon kise yaad aayega,

Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai,

Kal ka kya pata waqt hame kahan le jaega...

Sweet Sms For lovers

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,

Zeher dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,

Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki,

us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta...

Happy New Year 2013- Wishing You Successful New Year

"Wishing you a successful, 

happy, peaceful, 

and joyful New Year 

with family & Friends. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR."

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year- New Year Brings Happiness To Your Life

"I wish every day of the New Year 

glows with cheer and 

brings happiness to your life. 

Happy New Year."

...Happy New Year 2013...

Happy New Year- Keep The smiles and Forget The Tears

"Keep the smiles and forget the tears, 

remember the happiness and 

forget the fears 

wish you a happy new year."

...Happy New Year 2013...

Happy New Year 2013- Accept My Warm Wishes

"Before the sun sets and you 

destroy the old calendar, 

accept my warm wishes f

or this coming New Year! Enjoy."

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year 2013- Forgetting Your tears and Sadness

"As the world marks a new beginning, 

I wish you also start afresh 

forgetting your tears and sadness. 

Cheer up and happy New Year."

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year- Lets Welcome This New Year

"Let's welcome this New Year 

with smiles on our faces and 

hopes in your heart 

for the best. 

Wish you a very happy New Year."

Happy New Year Sms- Lets welcome The fresh new Year

"Lest welcome the fresh new year 

with fresh new hopes 

and aspirations for all of us. 

Happy New Year."

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year 2013- This new Year Is A Perfect Time

"This New Year is a perfect time 

to forget sorrows 

and remember good things in life. 

Happy New Year."

...Happy New year...

happy New Year Sms- Blessed with Wonderful Things

"May you be blessed with 

all the beautiful and wonderful things 

that life has to offer in 2013. 

Wish you a Happy New Year."

...Happy New Year 2013...

Happy New Year 2013 Sms- I Will Always Pray to God

"I will always pray to God 

to keep you smiling and cheerful 

throughout 2013 

and to give you strength to overcome 

troubles to emerge a winner."

...Happy New Year...

Wish you a very Happy New Year.

"Hope the new year fills your life with eternal happiness 

and infinite reasons to celebrate 

so that life becomes a memorable journey for you. 

Wish you a very Happy New Year."

Happy New Year 2013- New Year Is A Wonderful Time

"New Year is a wonderful time 

to forget the unpleasant incidents of the past, 

learn from the wrongdoings of the bygone times 

and to start afresh with fresh new hopes."

...Happy New Year...

Happy New year- New Year Is The Time Forget The Post

"New Year is a time to forget the past, 

cherish good memories, 

experience the bliss of forthcoming year, 

and do new things in the future."

...Happy New Year 2013...

Happy New Year 2013 Sms For Friends

"Embrace the year with an open heart 

to attract more beautiful things. 

Happy New Year." 

Happy New Year- Happy and Prosperous 2013

"Wishing ALL, 

Happy and prosperous 2013. 

May the dawn of the new year 

bring lots of love and 

happiness in each one's life."

...Happy New Year 2013...

Happy New Year 2013- As You Say Good Bye To 2012

"As you say goodbye to 2012 

and welcome 2013, 

cherish the beautiful treasures of the year gone by 

and remember the lessons to move forward 

on the road to success."

...Happy New Year 2013...

Happy 2013 New Year.

God gave us each one more new year 

to undo the wrongs of the past, 

to see the unseen 

and to do the undone. 

Happy 2013 New Year."

Top New Year Resolutions

1. “I will wake up early in the morning from tomorrow”-Go for some exercise as well for a healthy and prosperous life.

2. ” I will surely lose 10 kilos this year “-Get back in shape to look marvelous and work hard for that!

3. “I will definitely quit smoking”- Shrug off every bit of tobacco from your life and make it better.

4. “I will watch less television and extend reading habits”- Spending less time with the electronic alternatives may bring you back closer to some genius minds through some good books.

5. “I will minimize the number of pegs”- Don’t let alcohol drink up the rest of your life.

6.” I will spend more time with my family”- And enjoy the best part of your beautiful life.

Happy New Year 2013

Good resolutions are simply checks,

That men draw on a bank,

where they have no account..

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year 2013 Sms For Friends and Family

May the spirit of this holiday,

Season fill yor heart with love,

Peace and sincerity,

wishing you many wishes for,

The new year in advance...

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year 2013 SMS For Loved Ones

Like chocolate cake goes perfect with wine,

My new year will be imperfect without you,

plz be with me on this new year forever,

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year 2013- As The New Year Dawns

As the new year dawns,

I hope it is filled,

With the promises of a,

Brighter tomorrow.

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year 2013- May The Gift of Love

May the gift of love,

Happyness,

Peace,

and warmth,

Be yours as you make a new start.

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year 2013 Wishes

Seasons greetings and best wishes,

For a new year that fills,

your heart with joy.

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year 2013- Receive My Simple Gift Of love

Receive my simple gift of love,

Wrapped with sincerity,

Tied with cares &,

sealed with blessings..

2 keep u happy & safe all the life long.

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year 2013- Chalo jhume Ek Saaang Hum Aur Tum

Aaj bhool jao duniya ke sare gam,

Chalo jhume ek saang hum aur tum,

Aao baate charo taraf khusiya aur pyar,

Chalo dil khol ke boltae hai..

...Happy New Year...

Happy New Year 2013- Naya Savera Nai Kiran Ke Sath

Naya savera nai kiran ke sath,

Naya din ek pyari si muskaan ke saath,

Aapko naya saal mubarak ho dher sari duaon ke sath,

...Happy New Year 2013...

Happy New Year 2013- Mai Apni Subha shaam Tere Naam Kardun

Is new year me,

Lamhe bhar ki jo rajakat mil jae muj ko,

Mai apni subha sham tere naam kardu,

Ager tu mil jae mujhe,

Mai apni zindagi ki haseen shaam tere naam kardo..

...Happy New Year 2013..

Happy New Year 2013- If I Have Iritated You

There have been many times in 202 wen i may have,

Disturbd u,

Troubld u,

Pesterd u,

iritatd u,

Buggd u,

2day i jus wana tel u that,

You will get the same from me in 2013 as well

...Happy New Year 2013...

Happy New Year 2013- The Old Year Has Gone

The old year has gone,

Let the dead past bury its own dead,

The new year has taken possession.

Of the clock of time.

All hails, duties and possibilities of,

The coming 12 months...

...Happy New Year 2013...

Happy New Year 2013- This Is The Last evening Of 2012

This is the last evening of 2012,

Last son of 2012,

Has spread its shine on earth,

Feel remaining moments of the last day,

Scatter happiness..

Best of luck for 2013

...Happy New Year 2013...

Inspirational Shayari

Taqdir k khel se kabhi mayus nhi hote,

Zindgi me aise kabhi bebaas nhi hote,

Hatho ki lakiron par yakeen mat krna,

Taqdir toh unki bhi hoti h..Jinke haath nhi hote!

Sad Shayari On Bewafai

Mat rakh humse wafa ki ummid

humne har dum bewfai pai hai.

Mat dhundh hamare jism pe zakhm k nishan,

humne har chot dil pe khai hai.

Sweet SMS Who Are waiting For Their Loved Ones

Is Naacheez ko aapse sda pyar rhega

aapse milne ko Dil b bekraar rhega.

Aap chle jana humse chahe kitna b door

in nigahon ko aapka intezar rhega.

Heart Touching SMS- Maut Se Sanse Udhar Leke Aayenge

Khusiyon ka sansar leke aayenge,

Patjhad me bhi behaar leke aayenge,

Jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,

Maut se sanse udhar leke aayenge...

A Sweet SMS on Chahat

Chahat hai kisi chahat ko pane ki,

Chahat hai chahat ko aazmaane ki,

Wo chahe hume chahe ya na chahe,

Par chahat hai unki chahat me mit jane ki...

Funny Shayari On Insurane Company- Unke Pati Ke Marne Ka Fayda Btate hai

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhatein hai,

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhatein hai,

Logo ki patniyon ke pas ghanton baithkar,

Unke pati ke marne ka fayada btate hai...

Broken Heart SMS- Kehta raha Tujhe Kab Ka Bhula Diya

Pyar ne ye kaise tofha diya,

Mujhko gamo ne pathar bana diya,

Teri yaadon me hi kat gai ye umar,

Kehta raha tujhe kabka bhula diya...

Heart Touching SMS- Apno Ne Zehar Ka Jaam De Diya

Apno ne zehar ka jaam de diya,

Gairon ne bewaafa ka naam dediya,

Wo jo kehte hai bhul na jana hume,

Aaj unhone hi bhari mehfil me anjaan keh diya...

Heart Touching SMS- Khuda Kare Wo Hamari Maut Pe Bhi Muskuraye

Khus hain wo hame yaad na karke,

Hans rahe hai wo humse baat na karke,

Ye hansi unke hoto se kabhi na jaye,

Khuda kare wo hamari maut pe bhi muskurae...

Sweet SMS On Relationship

Koshis karo koi tumse na roothe,

Zindagi me apno ka sath na chuthe,

Rishta koi sa bhi ho use aise nibhao,

ki us rishte ki door zindagi bhar na toote...

Romantic Shayari For Lovers- Wo Khud Nahi jante Ki Wo Kitne Pyare hain

Wo khud nahi jante ki wo kitne pyare hai,

Jaan hain hamari hume jaaan se pyare hai,

Logo ke kehne se kya hota hai,

Wo kal bhi mere the aur aaj bhi mere hai...