Haramipana Santa Sardar SMS- I Will Have A Sex

Jeeto: What will you do if you have only 5 minutes before

An Atomic blast occurs????

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Santa: I will have a sex with you...

Jeeto: ok, and what about next 4 minutes...??

Intelligent Sms- Present Tense Of Samsung

Once the teacher was teaching tenses.

Boy : Miss, what will be the present tense of samsung?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Boy: That’s very simple… If Samsung is past then Samsing will be the Present

Sardar Sms- Gone To Delhi To Fill Up Bank Form

A sardar went to open a bank account,

After seeing the form he had gone to delhi for filling it up,

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You know why???

Form said: "Fill up in capital letters"

Pappu Sms- Who Discovered SMS???

Teacher: Pappu, go to the map and find North America,

Pappu: Here it is...!!!.

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Teacher: Correct, Now class, who discovered America???

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Class: Pappu....

Pappu Sms- Me wrote On Same Dog

Teacher to Pappu:

Your composition on MY Dog is same as yourbrother's,

Did you copy this???

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Pappu to Teacher:

No, teacher it's the same dog..we both wrote on

Funny Wife SMS

Wife:- Why are you waiting here????

Husband:- Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu...

Wife:- Toh jao naa khade kyu ho..

Husband:- Kaise jaau..

bahar kutta jo khada hai...

Haramipana SMS- Radio Just Around A Sports Car

Dad:

Son, What do you want for your birthday...???

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Son:

Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it...

Funny SMS- Funniest Sms On Elephants

In an elephant's school,

some loafar elephants were hanging around canteen,

A sexy female elephant passes by the

canteen,...

The one elephants says:-

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"Look yaar, 3600-2400-3600"

Dirty Sms- A Dentist Was Caught Raping A Girl

A dentist was caught raping a girl. 

Next day headline, 

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"Dentist caught filling wrong cavity

Wife's Are Always MAde

Wife comes home late at night & quietly opens the

Door to her bedroom,

From under the blanket she sees 4 legs instead of 2..

She reaches for A baseball bat & starts hitting the blanket as

hard as she can...

Once she is done, She goes to the kitchen to have a drink,

As she enters, she sees her husband there

Reading a magazines..

Hi darling he say; Your parants heve come to visit us

So i let them stay in our bedroom,

Hope U havve said hello...

Sardar Message

Sarda ji: Ghar me mera hi hukum chalta hai,

main kehta hu ki garam pani le aao,

Woh le aati hai..

Friend Kyu: Vo garam pani se bartan ache dhulte hai hai...

Santa Went To Temple

Santa went to temple and saw people putting coin in box

and praying...

Santa: Wow!! how amazing people are talking to God through coin phone without

receiver

Sardar SMS In English

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!


Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

English Jokes On Sardar

Sardar joined new job....

1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

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Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright

Fun Quote

Behind every great man is

a

woman rolling her eyes..

Jokes In English

A married man had written on the back of the car...

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"Dont Disturb...

Already Disturbed...!!"