Intelligent Sms- Present Tense Of Samsung

Once the teacher was teaching tenses.

Boy : Miss, what will be the present tense of samsung?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Boy: That’s very simple… If Samsung is past then Samsing will be the Present

Haramipana SMS- Real SMS For Kalli Billi

Agar aap kahin ja rahe ho aur,

Kalli Billi,

Aap ke aage se gujar jae to

iska matlab hai ki,

.

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...

Kali Billi bhi kahin ja rahi hai...

When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses....

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor???

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Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable

nor 

we...

Pass Between Woman’s Breast....

A short thing

its get longer as u hold it

nd pass between woman’s breast

nd enters into a small hole

What is it?

?

?

?

?

Answer: Cars seat belt…u dirty mind

2904583181 People On The Earth Are Lazy,,,

Scientists Have Proved That 

2904583181 People On The Earth 

Are Lazy,,, 

Because,, 

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.. 

They Did Not Even Read This 

Number.. :P ;-) :-X 

Thumbs Up If You Haven't Read 

The Number

Universal Truth We Learnt...

"Sun rises in the East"

Fact:--

"Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates,

that make it to rise or set"

Moral...

'Education spoils our commonsense...'

Why some of ur hair are white dad?

Kid:- Why some of ur hair are white dad?

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.

Dad:-ever time a son makes his dad

Unhappy,

one of his father's hair turns white...

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Kid:-now i understand why

Grandps's hairs

are all white..........

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees...

"Money doesn't grow on trees"

Mom!!! moner is made from paper

and paper comes from trees.

Sour argument is 

Invalid

D0n't knw?...

Mango,
Orange,
Apple
&
Banana,

Which iS sweet?


D0n't knw?

iDi0T !
Ye Ssab Sweet nhi Fruit he.






Sweet to Me H0u0n

Do you know Why...

Do you know Why Smart People Always Say
They r Busy ?
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Still think?
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(',')
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I'm busy...