Haramipana Santa Sardar SMS- I Will Have A Sex

Jeeto: What will you do if you have only 5 minutes before

An Atomic blast occurs????

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Santa: I will have a sex with you...

Jeeto: ok, and what about next 4 minutes...??

Funny Dirty SMS- Sab Kuch Chhota Nahi Hota

Santa Singh had a baby...

Sardar: Bilkul meri jaisi aankhe hain "Chhoti Chhoti",

Meri jaisi naak hai "Chhoti si",

Mere jaise honth hai "Chhote chhote",

Jeeto ne baby ka pamper khol ke boli," Sab kuch aapke jaisa chhota nahi hota hai"

Sardar Sms- Gone To Delhi To Fill Up Bank Form

A sardar went to open a bank account,

After seeing the form he had gone to delhi for filling it up,

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You know why???

Form said: "Fill up in capital letters"

Sardar Funny Sms

Sardar ne apne Kutte ka naam

"Tractor" rakha,

Ek din sardarni us bandh kar peet rahi thi,

Sardar: Kya go gaya???

Sardarni: Kameena roj bahar se nayi

"Trolly" bandh lata hai...

Sardar Message

Sarda ji: Ghar me mera hi hukum chalta hai,

main kehta hu ki garam pani le aao,

Woh le aati hai..

Friend Kyu: Vo garam pani se bartan ache dhulte hai hai...

Sardar SMS In English

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!


Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

English Jokes On Sardar

Sardar joined new job....

1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

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Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright

Funniest Sardar SMS

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car..

Sardar 1: What would you do if bomb explodes while fixing.

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Sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have one more

Sardar Funny Sms

Boss: Where were you born???

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Sardar: India..

Boss: Which part?

Sardar: What "which Part"? Whole body was born in India

Sardar: Ek glass juice do jaldi ladai hone wali hai...

Fine Joke!

Sardar: Ek glass juice do jaldi ladai hone wali hai

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Peene ke bad, 1 glass aur do ladai hone wali hai,

Juice wala- ladai kab hogi..?

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Jab tu paise mangega...

2 sardar train ke peeche bhag rahe the..?

2 sardar train ke peeche bhag rahe the..?

i chadh gaya,

to train me logo ne kaha..

"Well Done..?

Sardar- Khak well done..?

Jana use the, main to chodne aaya tha..