Funny Dirty SMS- 4 Pillon ko Janam Diya

Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya,

Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai,

kutiya boli chup raho kamino,

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Papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain....

Dirty SMS- Panty Utar Raha Tha

Sindhi suhagraat mein dheere dheere wife ki panty uttar raha tha....

Wife: A jiiii kya dekh rahe ho...???

Sindhi; Kapda acha hai,

Kam se kam 90 rupae meter to hoga hi....

Dirty SMS- Sexiest Line On Girls T-Shirt

Sexiest line written on the girls T-shirt,

"Looking won't make them big,

You need to work on them"

Funny Dirty SMS- Sab Kuch Chhota Nahi Hota

Santa Singh had a baby...

Sardar: Bilkul meri jaisi aankhe hain "Chhoti Chhoti",

Meri jaisi naak hai "Chhoti si",

Mere jaise honth hai "Chhote chhote",

Jeeto ne baby ka pamper khol ke boli," Sab kuch aapke jaisa chhota nahi hota hai"

Womens Sms- In Morning Wash Clothes

Women's life is very Hard

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In morning-- Wash clothes,

In noon-- Dry clothes,

In evening-- Iron Clothes,

In night-- Open clothes,

Late night-- Search clothes...

Dirty Sms- Husband Is Not Active On Bed

A divorce case come in court..

Wife: I need divorce bcoz my husband is not active on bed,
Judge: Mam, but your husband is a kabbaddi champion,
Wife: Thats the problem, he touches me and runs away

Double Meaning Sms- Girlfriend It is Too Tight

Girlfriend: It's too tight,

Boyfriend: Don't worry i'll put it slowly,

GF: Push it in,

BF: Ah..ah.. i can't,

GF: It's painful,

BF: Forget it...

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We will buy new wedding ring!!

Double Meaning SMS- Susu Karne Ki Jagah Dikhau

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya,

Bahot der se susu rok rakha thi,

Baad mein ladki se bola,

Susu karne ki jaghe dikhaau,

Ladki sharmatey hue,

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Hmmm,, Naughty..

Double Meaning Sms

Which Part... 
of a man's body 
has no bone 
full of veins 
loves pumping 
and responsible 4 
making LOVE! 

ANSWER: 
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

Dirty SMS

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
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Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

Dirty Sms- journalist To Mallika

An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? 
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Mallika: I go back to my home!

Dirty Sms- Sali Jija Sms

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
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Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

Dirty Sms- A Dentist Was Caught Raping A Girl

A dentist was caught raping a girl. 

Next day headline, 

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"Dentist caught filling wrong cavity

Dirty Sms In English

A man was looking at a painting for a long time

 of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, 

he was asked what he was doing and he answered - 

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waiting for autumn.

Legs Utha Ke Karo

Legs Utha Ke Karo.
Tange Faila Ke Karo.
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo.
Aage Peechey Dono Taraf Karo.
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos Hoga.
Kya…..

Baba Ramdev Ji Ka Yoga.

Shadi ki Raat Dulha Dulhan

Shaadi Ki Raat Dulha-Dulhan Apne Kamre Mein Jate Hai.
Dulha Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai: “Ejaazat Hai…?”
Dulhan Sharmatae Hue Boli:
 “Hum Ne To Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap To Phir Bhi Apne Hai“

Santa With Girl..

Santa: Chaddi lelo Chaddi.

Girl: Tumhe sharam nhi aati, kya gande shabd bolte ho,

koi dusra naam nhi le sakte...

Santa: Ok..,

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Pond ke Khol lelo, Pond ke Khol..

Story Of Randi With Sorry

""Main Aayi Shehar Mein Logo Ne Mujhe Ghoora,
Bra Kholi Aur Mera Doodh Pee Gaye Poora,

Ramu Chacha Aaye Aur Mera Daam Bol Diya,
Kuch Kahu Uske Pehle Mera Nada Khol Diya,

Unki Ye Harkat Mujhe Lagi To Bahut Achi Thi,
Agle Hi Pal Unke Hath Mein Meri Kachhi Thi,

Bed Pe Chadar Bichi Rang Birangi Thi,
Kuchh Hi Palon Mein Main Poori Nangi Thi,

Unke Paas Na Koi I-Pill Na Koi Nirodh Tha,
Mere Man Mein Sirf Isi Baat Ka Virodh Tha,

Usne Pakad Ke Mujhe Zor Se Bed Pe Gira Diya
Bina Kuch Kahe Apna Pura Andar Mere Dal Diya

Dard To Hui Mujhe Bahut Par Pee Gayi Main Thodi Thodi
Chacha Ne Ab Dekh Mujhe Kaha Beta Ban Ja Ab Tu Godi

Chudne Se Pehle Jitna Main Darr Aur Gabra Rahi Thi
Ab Utna Aur Jyada Main Uska Apne Ander Le Rahi Thi

Lund meri chhot ki waadiyo me jane kaha kho gaya,
Ab niche dekhiye kahi aapka bhi khada to nahi ho gaya....""

Ladki Apni Salwar Utarkar Boli...

Ek ladka apni pent utarkar apni girl friend se puchta hai..,

Tumhare pass aisa hai...

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.Ladki apni salwar utarkar boli...,

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Jinke pass YE hota hai unke pass INKI kami nai hoti hai...

Pass Between Woman’s Breast....

A short thing

its get longer as u hold it

nd pass between woman’s breast

nd enters into a small hole

What is it?

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Answer: Cars seat belt…u dirty mind