Santa Banta Sms

Santa ke lips jale hue the,

Banta: Kaise jale.

Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gya tha..

Banta: To..??

Santa: Khusi ke mare train ke Engine ko choom liya

Santa Funny Sms

Snata car ki battery change karwane gaya..

Mechanic: Sahab, Excide ki daal doon?

Santa: Nahin yaar...

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Dono side ki daal de warna fir problem hogi,,,

Upcoming Movies Of College

1. Jab we chat

2. Namastey Facebook

3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend

4. 7 gaali maaf

5. Hum like kar chuke sanam

6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single

7. maine poke kyo kiya

8. mere brother ki profile

9. Girlfrnd Inbox Me...:p

Jokes On Class

Kabhi class me top na karo,

warna log tumse jalne lagenge...

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Hamesha late class me jao,

to teacher tumhe yaad rakhenge...

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Jada padhne se time waste hota hai,

aur time waste karna buri baat hai...

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Kabhi test na do kyunki,

Bezzati ke 2 marks se izzat ke 0 ache hai...