Adult SMS- Peshab Kar Di

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diiii...

Galib: Aye chanchal shokh haseena ye kaisi nadani hai???

Girl: Aaap jis jheel se nikle hai...

Ye usi jheel ka paani haiii......

Adult SMS- Big And Small Boobs

Arguing about big and small boobs is like making,

A choice between 

Budwiser and kingfisher beer!!!

Men will take whatever is avilable as long as it is not flat...

Adult SMS- Mere Husband Mujhse Sex Nahi Karte

Ek lady Dr. se -Mere Husband mujse sex nahi karte . 

Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana. 

Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya. 

Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. 

3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di. 

3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to 

beta bola- Maa mar gayi. 

Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, 

kaam wali bhag gayi, 

Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya. 

Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai, 

chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai aur 

papa garden me nange hokar 

tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain !!!!!!

Adult SMS- Dudh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Farak Hai

Dudh aur ladki mein kya farak hota hai...???

Jab dudh garam hota hai tab malai upar aati hai...

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Aur jab ladki garam hoti hai tab malai neeche rehti hai....

Adult SMS- Took Off Her Top

A girl decided to prepare a tea,

She open the fridge but did not find milk...,

So she took off her TOP,

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Wear new clothes and goes to shop to bring milk...

...Soch badlo desh badlega...

Haramipana Santa Sardar SMS- I Will Have A Sex

Jeeto: What will you do if you have only 5 minutes before

An Atomic blast occurs????

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Santa: I will have a sex with you...

Jeeto: ok, and what about next 4 minutes...??

Funny Dirty SMS- Sab Kuch Chhota Nahi Hota

Santa Singh had a baby...

Sardar: Bilkul meri jaisi aankhe hain "Chhoti Chhoti",

Meri jaisi naak hai "Chhoti si",

Mere jaise honth hai "Chhote chhote",

Jeeto ne baby ka pamper khol ke boli," Sab kuch aapke jaisa chhota nahi hota hai"

Non Veg SMS- Girlfriend Chodunga

Ek din pappu ghar mein akela betha tha,

Time pass ke liye usne socha kyu na kuch mauj ki jae,

Usne pocket mein se ek coin nikala aur hawa mein uchala aur mann mein sochne laga,

Head aaya to girlfriend ke saath sex karung,

Tale aaya to muthh maar ke kaam chala lunga,

Coin khada raha to kisi Gay ki gand maar lunga,

Aur agar hawa mein latak gaya to...,

" Maa kasam aaj padhai ke alava kuch bhi nahi sochunga"

Womens Sms- In Morning Wash Clothes

Women's life is very Hard

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In morning-- Wash clothes,

In noon-- Dry clothes,

In evening-- Iron Clothes,

In night-- Open clothes,

Late night-- Search clothes...

Dirty Sms- Husband Is Not Active On Bed

A divorce case come in court..

Wife: I need divorce bcoz my husband is not active on bed,
Judge: Mam, but your husband is a kabbaddi champion,
Wife: Thats the problem, he touches me and runs away

Best Non Veg SMS

Jo log sochte hai ladki ko jada chodne se vo onko chhod ke nai jaeygi,

Khas un logo ke liye Baba Sexydas ki ek salah...

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Na chodo kisi ko tum itna ki,

Uski choot tumhari kamjori ban jae,

Use chodo kuch is tarah ki,

Tumhara lund uske liye jaruri ban jae

How Fast Can U Guess D Words...?

How fast can u guess d words...?

1. Boo_s

2. _ _ndom

3. F_ _k

4.P_n_s

5. Pu_s_

6. S_x

ANswer..

Books

Random

Fork

Pants

Pulse

Six 

U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?

Lady in bus: aap ka kuch touch ho raha hai...

Lady in bus: aap ka kuch touch ho raha hai...

Man: oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.

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Lady:

"Saale harami teri salary 5 minutes me 5 guna badh gayi hai..."

Father buy a pack of condom...

Father & son went to medical store..

Father buy a pack of condom.

Son- whats this..?

Father its medicine for killing rats.

Son- oh bhenchod!

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Chut me bhi chuhe!

Naughty boy draws a penis...

Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board,

Lady teacher rubs it off.

Next day he draws a bigger one and writes

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"Jitna ragdoge utna badega"

Sardar ji Sex kar rahe the...

Sardar ji Sex kar rahe the,

galti se peeche daal diya.

Patni voli: o ji truck galat godam me ja raha hai..

Sardar: o ji ab bta rahi hai.

Jab diesel khatm ho gaya...

There is two type of sex on earth

Teacher to student:;

There is two type of sex on earth-

Male and Female.

Student: Teacher i know few more...

Teacher: What.?

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Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....

Raat ko 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre se....

Raat ko 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre se

Nikla aur chala gaya...

Saans ne dekh liya aur kuch

nahi booli...

kyu...

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Kyuki... saans bhi kabhi bahu thiiii

Yaar meri biwi paani se bhot darti hai...

Banta: Yaar meri biwi paani se bhot darti hai...

Santa: acha vo kaise?

Banta: yar kal main bathroom me gaya to wo

bathtub me bhi

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Security guard ke sath baithi thi...

Gd nyt father of none...

A couple had fight one night...

going to bed husband says:

Gd nyt mother of my 3 kids.

Wife replied:-

Gd nyt father of none...