Funny Shayari- Dil Mein Aansyun Ke Mele Hain

Dil mein aansuyon ke mele hain,

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain,

Sab kuch chodd ke tumhe email karte hain,

Dekho hum kitne vele hain...

Funny Shayari- Mere Dil, Jigar, Kidney Ho Tum

Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver hot tum,

Waqt bewaqt aaye fever ho tum,

Doob kar jisme marr jau vo river ho tum,

Mere jeeevan mein ab to forever ho tum..

Funny Good Morning Shayari- You Are Sweet Sona

You are sweet sona,

I dont want u 2 khona,

I want place in ur hearts kona,

otherwise,

I will start rona atleast Good Morning to kar lena..

Funny Shayari- I Am Lamp You Are Light

I am lamp you are light,

I am coke you are sprite,

I am sawan you are badal,

I am normal you are pagal,

I am water you are tanki,

&

I am tarzan you are monkey...

Funny Shayari For Girls- Friendship Is Like PriyaGold

Friendship is like Priyagold "Hak se mango",

Love is like Pepsi "Yeh dil mange more",

And

Girlfriend is like Ghadi "Pehle istimal karo fir vishwas karo"

Best Funniest Shayari For Boys- Shaddi Ke Liye Doston Ladkiya Hazaro Hai

Shaddi ke liye doston ladkiya hazaro hai,

har khidki me hai ladki aur khidki hazaron hai....

Koi to milegi ladki khaandan me humein,

phuppiya hai beshumar aur chachiya hazzaron hai....

Likha jo tumne love letter to kya hua janab,

hamari daraz me is jaisi chithiya hazzaron hai....

Ek tumhi nahi akeli mere jaal me fasne wali,

is jaal me tum jaisi machliya hazzaro hain....

Diye the pehle bhi ishq me imtihaan bohat,

hathon me is bar bhi parchiya hazzaron hain....

Wo parwaney nahin jo shama pe mar jaaenge,

hamare ghar pe pehle hi battiyan hazaron hai....

Ek aur gai haath se to kya ghazab hua,

jaante hain is bagh me titliyaan hazaaron hain....

Funny Shayari- Kya Aankhe, Kya Chal, kya Chehra Paya Hai

Kya aankhe, kya chal, kya chehra tumne paya hai,

Kya aankhe, kya chal, kya chehra tumne paya hai,,

Aisa lagta hai jaise,

Pimpal ke peid se Bhoot utar ke aaya hai...

Funny Santa Sms- Girl: kya Tum Mujhese Pyar Karte Ho?

Girl: Kya tum mujhe se pyar karte ho??,

Santa: Haa..,

Girl: Lekin tumhe to meri parvah hi nahi hai,

Santa: Oye.. pyar karne wale kisi ki parvah nahi karte..

Funny Shayari- Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chaupati Thi

Na jaane woh humse kya chupati thi,

kuch tha uske hontho par na jaane kyu,

sharmati thi jab humne muh khulwake dekha to,

Pata chala wo to Manikchand khaati hai

Funny Shayari- Hogai Sherni Vidhva

Usne jo sher mara to hogai wah wah,

Usne jo sher mara to hogai wah wah,

humne jo sher mara toh,

hogai sherni vidhva..

wah wah...

Funny Good Night Sms- Ye Mat Sochana Ki Bhool Jayenge Tumhe

Yeh mat sochana ki bhul jaenge tumhe,

Duurr reh kar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe,

Agar dost bankar raas naa aaye,

Toh bhoot bankar daraayenge tumhe..

Funny Shayari-- Jab Kisi Ladke ko Kisi Se Sacha Pyar

Jab kisi ladke ko kisi se sacha pyar hota hai,

tab ye hota hai...,Jaise mujhe,

es kadar esk farmata hu mai,

es kadar esk farmata hu mai,

Dekhta hai jab koi use sarmata humai,

is kadar mita d darmiya ke fasle hmne,

Ki chot uske pairo me lage to langdata hu mai

Funny Shayari- Tum Itni Pyari Ho

Tum itni pyari ho k tumhe palkon pe baitha rakhe hai,

Tum itni pyari ho k tumhe palkon pe baitha rakhe hai,

Tum gir na pado isliye,

Chasma laga rakhe hai.....

Ganda SMS- Tumhari Behti Hui Naak

Jee chahata hai tumhare hoto ko chum lu,

Jee chahata hai tumhare hoton ko chum lu,

Lekin tumhari behti hui naak,

Mere irada badal deti hai

Funny Shayari- Zindagi Me Jab Apko Koi Rasta Na Dikhe

Zindagi me jab apko koi rasta dikhai na de,

Koi manzil dikhai na de kkoi apna dikhai na de,

To aap mere pass aana main aapko,

Eye specialist k pass le chalinga..

Funny Shayari- Hamara Ishq Hua Kallan Ki

Hamara ishq hua kallan ki ladki se,

Mohalle me pata chal jaye to kohram ho jae,

Hum apni jeb me mombati rakh ke chalte hai,

Pata nahi kis gali me mohabbat ki shaam ho jae...

Funny Shayari- Jaan-e-Mann Tere Pyar Me

Jaan-e-mann tere pyar me bajne laga hai,

mera beeper,

Jaan-e-mann tere pyar me bajne laga hai,
mera beeper,
Tere peeche aise pada rehta hu jaise ball,
ke peeche wicket keeper...

Double Meaning Sms In Hindi- Wo Mere Neeche Thhi

Chandni raat thi aur wo mere sath thi,

Main upar tha wo neeche thhi,

Galat mat samjhna mere yaaro,

Wo meri saikal thi...

Funny Shayari- Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo larjiyo ko...

Pagal hai wo log jo larkiyo ko,

miss kiya karte hai,

Miss hi karna hai to un macharon ko karo,

jo jaan hateli par rakh kar aap,

ko kiss kia karte hai...

Funny Bewafa Shayari- Pyar Mein wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Kash Pyar Ka insurance Hojata,

Pyar Krne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata

Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata..