Funny Wife SMS

Wife:- Why are you waiting here????

Husband:- Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu...

Wife:- Toh jao naa khade kyu ho..

Husband:- Kaise jaau..

bahar kutta jo khada hai...

Wife's Are Always MAde

Wife comes home late at night & quietly opens the

Door to her bedroom,

From under the blanket she sees 4 legs instead of 2..

She reaches for A baseball bat & starts hitting the blanket as

hard as she can...

Once she is done, She goes to the kitchen to have a drink,

As she enters, she sees her husband there

Reading a magazines..

Hi darling he say; Your parants heve come to visit us

So i let them stay in our bedroom,

Hope U havve said hello...

Wife : I Am Pregnant.

Wife : i am pregnant.

Santa: Par mai to england me tha..

Wife: Aapki photo thi na..

Santa: ullu mat bnao kamini photo to kamar tak hi tha...

Wife Bathroom Se Naha Kar Nikli

Wife bathroom se naha kar nikli to santa use ghurr raha tha..

Wife romantic hokar:

Kuch karne ka irada hai...???

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Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola..

mere garam pani se kyu nahayii....

Fun Quote

Behind every great man is

a

woman rolling her eyes..

Funny Quotes In English

A successful man is one who makes more money

then his wife can spend

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A successful woman is one who 

can find such man...

Sms On Wife

Wife: Btao main tumhe kitni achi lagti hu?

Husband: Bahut jada..

Wife: Phir bi kitni jada..???

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Husband: Itni ka dil chahta hai ki tumhare jaise dusri le aaun

Tum bahar jate ho to bhot darr laga rehta hai..

Wife: Tum bahar jate ho to bhot darr laga rehta hai..

Husband: oh don't worry jaan jaldi aa

jaunga..

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Wife: Tumhari issi baat ka to darr laga rehta hai...

Kal mere khawab me ek ladki aayi thi.

Husband: Kal mere khawab me ek ladki aayi thi.

Wah! kya ladki thi...

Wife: Akeli aayi hogi?

Husband: Tumhe kaise pta..?

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Wife: uska husband mere sapne me aaya tha na...

A Successful Marriage Is..

The secret For..

a successful marriage is..

the Work-Shop!!

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the husband works..

& wife shops

"7 TYPES" OF GIRLS....

Acc0rdng 2 BS-CS studnt...

There are basically "7 TYPES" OF GIRLS:

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6.MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Wife(Standing in front of mirror)...

Wife(Standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled & no longer pretty. Will u still give me any compliment?

Husband:
ur eyesight is still excellent

Husband To Wife...

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!
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Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Wait For Wife...

Dear Boys

If U think ur dad, mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with u.
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Wait for a wife.

U would love them All...

Wife To Husband...

Wife To Husband :
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Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,
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Husband Replied :
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Darling ,,,
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It's a Computer Not Your Husband