Naught SMS- Lady Officer

A General ask to young lady officer,

How you felt in service...???

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Lady replied: very fine,

Whole day passess in saying yes sir, yes sir,

Whole night passes in no sir, no sir...

Double Meaning SMS- Susu Karne Ki Jagah Dikhau

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya,

Bahot der se susu rok rakha thi,

Baad mein ladki se bola,

Susu karne ki jaghe dikhaau,

Ladki sharmatey hue,

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Hmmm,, Naughty..

Symbols Of Love

Nipple: "Peak Of Love"

Boobs: "Shape Of Love"

Penis: "Length Of Love"

Ass: " Base Of love"

Fuck: "Experience Of Love"

condom: "Care For Love"

Sperm: "Cream Of Love"

Marriage: "Mistake Of Love"

Ladki galti Se Boys Hostel Me...

Ek ladki film dekhne ke baad galti se boys hostel me ghuss gai...

agle din uski saheliyon ne poocha:

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Kon si film dekhi..

Ladki:

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Phele Rab ne bana di jodi Fir ladko ne bana di ghodi

Phir Chaddi Uttaro....

Pehle kiss karo,

phir palag per leta do,

phir chaddi uttaro,

phir neeche hath lagao,

aur check karo ki,

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baby ne su su to nhi kia hai...

LOL!!!

When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses....

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor???

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Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable

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we...

When a Girl Becomes 18 She Is Ready To....

When an Apple becomes red,

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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to

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Vote....!!!

Lady in bus: aap ka kuch touch ho raha hai...

Lady in bus: aap ka kuch touch ho raha hai...

Man: oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.

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Lady:

"Saale harami teri salary 5 minutes me 5 guna badh gayi hai..."

There is two type of sex on earth

Teacher to student:;

There is two type of sex on earth-

Male and Female.

Student: Teacher i know few more...

Teacher: What.?

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Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....

Maa fauji gaon me aa gaye hain...

Beti maa se: Maa fauji gaon me aa gaye hain...

Maa: Andar aa ja beti inki niyat kharab hoti hai.

Beti fauji pakistani hai?

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Maa to bakri ko bhi andar le aa...

Raat ko 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre se....

Raat ko 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre se

Nikla aur chala gaya...

Saans ne dekh liya aur kuch

nahi booli...

kyu...

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Kyuki... saans bhi kabhi bahu thiiii

Mother to her teenage daughter,...

Mother to her teenage daughter,...

I think it's right time, we should talk about

SEX.

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Daughter sure mom ,what do u want to know...?

Yaar meri biwi paani se bhot darti hai...

Banta: Yaar meri biwi paani se bhot darti hai...

Santa: acha vo kaise?

Banta: yar kal main bathroom me gaya to wo

bathtub me bhi

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Security guard ke sath baithi thi...

Teacher: What is ur caste?

Teacher: What is ur caste?

Student: Pehle hum singh the,

phir Rajput hue,

phir Sharma hue,

abhi hai Darzi....

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Aage mummy ki marzi...

Phir Chaddi Utar Do...

Pehle kiss karo,

phir palang per leta do,

phir chaddi utar do,

phir niche haath lagao,

aur check karo ki....

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Baby ne susu to nhi kia hai..

u naughty!

I heard 3 males per day...

Doctor to Lady:-

Why e u looking so weak and exhausted!,

r u properly taking 3 meals a day as i had advised?

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Lady:-

 Oh my God! i heard 3 males per day...

When girls wear tight fitting dresses...

Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?

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Boy:- replied..

When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we...

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to...

When an Apple becomes red...,

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It is ready to eat..

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to...

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Vote...