Girl: pados wali aunty mujhe bhot tang kati thee,

jab bhi kisi ki shadi hoti thi to mere gaal kheech ke kehti thi..

"Ab tumhari bari hai,"

maine unki ye aadat chudwa di.

Friend: kaise?

Girl: Jab koi mar jata to mai unke gaal kheech ke kehti..

"Ab tumhari bari..."

Shadi Funny Sms- Difference Between Arrange And Love Marriage

Arranged Marriage..

Rs.6,00,000 Shadi

Rs.4,00,000 jewellry

Rs.50,000

Shadi ki Rasme total

Rs.10,50,000

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Love Marriage

Rs.100 ka Stamp paper

Rs.20 Notary

Rs.50 ki Varmaala

Rs.20 ka Photo

Total Rs.190

Paisa apka

Pasand apki

Faisla apka

jago grahak jago

lover k sath bhago :P :D

Rajnikant Jokes- Rajnikant In Talwar Baji

Rajnikant's Power

Talwar Baazi Ke

Muqabley Me..

1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do

Tukde Kar Diye..

1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui

Makhi Ki

Gardan Kaat Di..

Rajnikant Ne Machar

Udaya..

Talwaar Ghumayi

But

Machar Udta Hi Raha..

Japnis: Machar To Ud

Rha Hai..

Rajnikant Muskurate

Hue Bola :

Udd To Raha Hai..,

But

Kabi Baap Nahi Ban

Payegaaa...!!;-)

Funny SMS- Made In China

Kabhi tum gaur se dekho aina,

Wah...Wah..

Kabhi tum dekho gaur se aina,

Khud hi hanskar kahoge,

Made In China...!!!

Funny Dirty SMS- 4 Pillon ko Janam Diya

Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya,

Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai,

kutiya boli chup raho kamino,

.

..

Papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain....

Dirty Sms- Husband Is Not Active On Bed

A divorce case come in court..

Wife: I need divorce bcoz my husband is not active on bed,
Judge: Mam, but your husband is a kabbaddi champion,
Wife: Thats the problem, he touches me and runs away

haramipana SMs- Aaj Maine Class Ki Sabse Pyari Ladki Ko Phansaya

Chintoon: Aaj maine apni class ki sabse pyari ladki phansa li,

Friend: Woh kaisey???

Chintoon:

Class lagi thi..., maine kagaj ka jahaz banaya aur,

fenka, jahaz teacher ke pass jake gira,

Teacher ne gusse me poocha ye kisne pheka???

Maine us ladki ka naam le liya aur vo fans gai....

Funny SMS- Itne Kam Marks

Papa: Itne kam marks kyu???

Do thappad marne chahiye,

.

...

....

Pappu: Haan papa,

Chalo main oos master ka ghar dhundta hu...

Funny Papa Mummy SMS

Beta papa se:-

Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy,

se bina pooche bahar ja paunga..

.

..

Papa thandi sana lete hue:-

Beta, itna bada to main bhi ni hua hu abhi..

Funny SMs- Yaar Ek Ladki Hans Ke Dekh rahi Hai

A boy told his friend,

"yaar ek ladki mujhe hans ke dekh rahi hai...

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..

Friend:

Sahi se dekh,

Hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh kar hans rahi hai...

Funny SMS- Funniest Sms On Elephants

In an elephant's school,

some loafar elephants were hanging around canteen,

A sexy female elephant passes by the

canteen,...

The one elephants says:-

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..

...

"Look yaar, 3600-2400-3600"

Funny SMs- 3 Chhipkaliyan Diwar Pe

3 chhipkaliyan diwar pe chal rahi thi,

Ek ne gana suru kia,

Jaise hi gana band kiya baki do gir padien,

Bolo kyu?????

.

.

...

Baki dono ne tali bajai thi.......

Santa Banta Sms- Meri Biwi Keval Coclroach Se Darti Hai

Santa: What do you want to become in your next life?

Banta: A cockroach.

Santa: Why???

/

/

Banta: Kyun ki meri wife keval cockroach se hi darti hai..

Funny Sms- Tumne Mera Dil Churaya HAi

Patient to Nurse:

I love you, Tumne mera dil chura liya,

.

..

Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne teri kidney churai hai

Harbhajan Starts Raising His Bat On 33 Runs

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. 
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100! 
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

Girl: Will You Marry Me?

Girl: Will you marry me?

Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi

hoti hai,

Mummy ne papa se, didi ne jija se, aur bhaiya ne bhabhi se...

A Lady Calls Santa

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

Santa doesn't turns for 4 days,

Lady call again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since,

4 days ,I press the bell but no one comes out

A lady Asked Santa

A lady asked santa: LIPTON ki chai hai???

Santa replied:

Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai to tu lipat ja...

An Englishman And Santa

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet...

Englishman: Gudevening, How do you do??

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..

Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do...

Sardar Funny Sms

Sardar ne apne Kutte ka naam

"Tractor" rakha,

Ek din sardarni us bandh kar peet rahi thi,

Sardar: Kya go gaya???

Sardarni: Kameena roj bahar se nayi

"Trolly" bandh lata hai...