Boy And Girl Best Love SMS

Girl: I hate the fact that u r taller then me

Boy: Trust me there is an advantage in it

Girl: What???

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Boy: When i hug U, U listen to my heart which beats only for U...

Love Sms In English

I wanna be remembered as the boy who,

always smiled..,

The one who could always brighten your days..

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Even if he couldn't brighten her own...

Boy Girl Love SMS

Girl : Wat time do U go 2 sleep?
Boy : 1ly wen U go 2 sleep.
Girl : Why 1ly wen I sleep?
Boy : Cause then I'll have no reason to be awake.

Best Love SMS In English

Some1 who trully loves U will never

tell u that they love U....

Bcoz they believe in making U feel their love rather,

than making u hear their love...

I Wish I Was A Tear Drop

I wish i was a tear drop,

Born in ur eyes,

Live on your cheek,

And,

Die on your lips...

When A Girl Cries For A Guy

When a girl cries for a Guy,

It means she really misses him...

But when a guy cries for a girl,

It means no 1 can love that girl more than him!!!

1 of the best love quote ever said

1 of the best love quote ever said::::

I have written her name,

On my heart

Because god didn't write har name,

In my destiny...

Aakhir Teri Barat Mein Barati Bankar Shammil Hua

Tumse pyar karke main deewano mein shamil hau,

Pal pal teri yad mein jalkar parwano mein shamil hua,

Jis anjam ke hine se darta tha usi ka shikar hua,

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...

Aakhir teri barat mein barati bankar shamil hua...

Dil Ki Khamosi Se Sanso Ke Ther Jane tak

Dil ki khamosi se sanso ke ther jane tak,

Yad aye ga mujhe shakhs wo mar jane tak,

Unse ulfat k bi paimane bana rakhe they,

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Maine chaha thaa usy had se gujar jane tak...

Sometimes We Fail To Understand The

Sometimes we fail to understand the,

Feelings of very close people,

in our life,

Because..

" A book held very near to eyes,

is very difficult to read"

Funny Love SMS

Wo jo sar jhuka ke baithe hai,

Hamar Dil chura ke baithe hai,

Hamne unse kaha, Hamara dil laota do,

Toh bole,

Hum toh hatho me mehndi laga ke baithe hai...

Lovely SMS In English

I don't know where I stand with u,

And i don't know what I mean 2 u,

But all i know is everytime i think of U,

All i wanna do is be wid U all life...

Story About Robert Vadra

TATA's took 150 years, AMBANI's took 50 years

But "Rashtriya Damaad"

Takes only 15 years for becoming a "Billionaire"!!

Till year 1997 Robert Vadra was a small businessman, who's

average income was only 35.5L per year...and now he has...

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Partnership in Asia,s largest infrastructure company named DLF Ltd,

Has a partnership in Aviation Company, Owner of 5 Star hotel In Delhi,

Purchased 1000 of Acre land where their is Congress Government

I think Robert Vadra's Mom-Dad made a big mistake when he was child,

unncecessarly added "T" alphabet in his name... 

Some Times When We Say

Some times when we say

I'm okay

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We want someone to look into my eyes..

Grab us in his arms

Hug us tight & say

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I know you are not...!!!

Dekha Hai Humne Bhi Aajma Kar

Dekha hai humne bhi aajma kar,

De jate hai dhokha log kareeb aakar,

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...

kehti hai duniya magar dil nhi manta,

Kya aap bhi bhool jaoge humne apna dost bankar??

Engineering SMS

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko

ek plane mein bithaya gaya...

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Fir announce kia gaya ki

"Ye Plane Apke Student Ne Bnaya HAi"

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..

Sab  Professors utar gae,

par principle baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko darr nhi lagta???

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..

Principle: Mujhe apne student pe pura bharosa hai

Ye start hi nahi hoga..!!

Meri koi Khata To Saabit Kar

Meri koi khata to saabit kar,

Jo puri hun to bura saabit to kar,

Tujhe chaha hai kitna tu kya jane,

Chal main bewafa hi sahi,

Tu apni wafa to saabit kar...!!!

Wo Rutha Rutha Sa Lagta Hai

Wo rutha rutha sa lagta hai,

koi tarkeeb btao pass aane ki,

Mai zindagi girvi rakh sakta hu,

Tum keemat btao usey manane ki....

Lamhe Ye Suhane Saath Ho Na Ho

Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, 

Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, 

Aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, 

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...

Chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..

Teri Har Khwashish Haqiqat Ko Manjoor Ho

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se durr ho,

Teri har khwashish haqiqat ko manjoor ho,

Ho jae jo tu mujhese khafa,

.

..

...

Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..

Honthe Keh Nahi Sakte Jo Fasana Dil Ka

Honthe keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,

Shayyad nazar se woh baat ho jae,
Is umeed mein karte hai intejaar raat ka,
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..
...
Ki shayyad sapne mein mulaqat ho jae...

Best Answers In Interview

Interviewer :Let me check your word Power...

Candidate: k Sir .....

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.

Candidate: hmmmm..... Bad

Interviewer : Come

Candidate: Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

Candidate: Pichlli.

Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?

Candidate: UGLYYYYYYYYY..

Interviewer : Shut Up.

Candidate: Keep Talking.

Interviewer k now stop these all..

Candidate: now carry on this all

Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa

Candidate:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh

Sardar Message

Sarda ji: Ghar me mera hi hukum chalta hai,

main kehta hu ki garam pani le aao,

Woh le aati hai..

Friend Kyu: Vo garam pani se bartan ache dhulte hai hai...

Santa Went To Temple

Santa went to temple and saw people putting coin in box

and praying...

Santa: Wow!! how amazing people are talking to God through coin phone without

receiver

Sardar SMS In English

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!


Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

English Jokes On Sardar

Sardar joined new job....

1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

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Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright

Funniest Sardar SMS

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car..

Sardar 1: What would you do if bomb explodes while fixing.

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Sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have one more

Sardar Funny Sms

Boss: Where were you born???

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Sardar: India..

Boss: Which part?

Sardar: What "which Part"? Whole body was born in India

Love Shayri For Best Man

Kuch Iss Tarah Se Zindagi Ko maine Aasaan Kar Diya.......

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Kisi Se Maafi Maangli....... 

Aur Kisi Ko Maaf Karr Diya.......

Woman's Point Of View

"The most perfect man in the world is her father,

The most abused husband in the world is her brother,

The most handsome man on the world is her son,

The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband,

The most thankful man in the world is her son in law,

And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst

behaviour in the world is her Husband"

An Interview With God--Best SMS Ever

An interview with God.. 

Man: What surprises you most about human kind? 

God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money, and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present, nor the future. 

They live as if they will never die and die as though they had never lived. 

Agar Doctor Film Bnaye To

Agar doctor film bnana start kar de to naam kya hoge....

Paralyzed ho na ho,

Hum blood de chuke sanam,

Mari yaar ke endoscopy hai,

Kaho na diabeties hai,

Kash aap hamare patient hote,

prehnant bnaya aapne,

Kabhi ICU kabhi CCU,

Hamara stepthoscope aapke pass hai,

operation to hona hi tha,

Phir haddi fracture,

Om surgery om,

Hypertension for you...

Daru Bhot Buri Cheej Hai

Santa ka beta pappu daru pee raha tha,

Achanak santa ne usko peete dekh liya aur gusse se bole,

Santa: Ruk bhonsdi ke, aaj to mein teri maa chod dunga,,

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Pappu nashe mein: To aur roj kya mohallle wale chodte hai...

Best Non Veg SMS

Jo log sochte hai ladki ko jada chodne se vo onko chhod ke nai jaeygi,

Khas un logo ke liye Baba Sexydas ki ek salah...

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Na chodo kisi ko tum itna ki,

Uski choot tumhari kamjori ban jae,

Use chodo kuch is tarah ki,

Tumhara lund uske liye jaruri ban jae

A Festival Full Of Sweet--Diwali SMS

A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
sky full of fireworks,
mouth full of sweets,
house full of diyas and heart full of joy.
Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!

With Gleam Of Diyas--Diwali Sms

With gleam of Diyas,

And the echo of the charts,

May happines and contenment fill your life...

----

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali

Diwali Message

Let us keep Diwali holding it close to our hearts
for its meaning never ends
and
its spirit is the warmth
and
joy of remembering friends

Diwali Sms In English

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud,

A soft  sms is just enough to express the 

heartiest feelings..

Enjoy the festival of Diwali with lots of fun

Funny Diwali SMS

This is to formally announce that I have started

accepting Diwali gifts..

By cash, cheques & credit card etc...

Avoid last day rush.

Send now!!!

Best Diwali SMS

Tell me the difference...

Diwali as Ali,

Ramzan as Ram

Tell me the difference 

Who is Hindu Who is Musalmaan

Diwali Is Here-Diwali Best Message

The sweet smell of flowers
The array of colors
Diwali is here
Firecrackers are heard
Candles are lit
Children play
Presents are given
We pray to the Gods
Diwali is here...

Diwali Funny SMS

With my

1 Heart,

2 Eyes,

7 Liter Blood,

206 Bones,

4.5 Million Red Cells,

60 Trillion DNA's...

All wishing you a very very

HAPPY DIWALI

Diwali English SMS

May millions of lamps illuminte your life,

With endless joy, prosperity,health,

& wealth forever.

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Wishing u and ur family a very

HAPPY DIWALI

Diwali SMS IN English

On this auspicious festival of lights,

May the glows of joys,

Prosperity and Happiness,

Allumiinate your days in the year ahed...

HAPPY DIWALI

Deepawali Lovely SMS

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,

pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai,.

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.Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai..

Dusshera SMS

khushiyaan aapki kabhi kam na ho,

Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho,

Jab bhi koi musibat aaye,

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Maa Durge aapke sath ho...

Hindi Dosti SMS

Apse jab humari yaaari ho gayi,

duniya humari or bhi pyari hho gayi,

Isse pehle kisi bhi cheez ki aadat na thi,,,

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...

Par ab aapko yaad karne ki bimari ho gayi...

Kaanch Ka Ttohfa Na Dena Kabhi

Kaanch ka tohfa na dena kabhi,

Ruth kar log tod diya kartey hai,

Jo bahot ache ho unse pyar mat karna,

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Aksar achey log hi dil tod diya kartey hai....

love Shayari

Main khwaboon mein tumse mila karta hoon,

Hansta hun rota hun shikwa gila karta hoon,

Par keh nahi pata hun haqeeqat tum se,

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Ae sanam main tum se bahot karta hoon,...

Broken Heart Sms

Hammein izhaar karna nahi aaya,

Unhe pyaar karna nahi aaya,

hum bas dekhte hi reh gaye...,

Aur waqt ko thamna nahi aaya,

Woh chalte chalt itne dooor chale gaye......,

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Humein rokna bhi nahi aaya...

Romantic Hindi Sms

Nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage,

Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage,

Aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se,

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.

Jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage...!!!

Best Message For Mom

Maa aapki yaad satati hai,

mere pass aa jao,,

Thak gaya hoon,mujhe apne aanchal mein sulao,

Ungaliyaan apni pher kar baalon mein mere,

,

,

Ek baar phir se bachpan ki loriyaan to sunnao...

Dard Shayari

Na jaane kyu appno ne muh mod liya,

Kis tarah hamse fir rishta tod diya kya itna dil,

dukha diya maine aapka,

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.

jo dheere dherre mujhko yaad karna chod diya...

Sharabi Shayari Sms

Main tod leta agar tum gulab hoti,

Main jawab banta agar tum sawal hoti,

Sabhi jante hai ki mein nasha nahi karta,

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Fir bhi pee lete agar tum sharaabi hoti....

Inspiring Shayari For Friends

Muskil is duniya me kuch bhi nahi,

Phir bhi log apne irade to dete hai,

Agar sachche dil se ho chahat kuch pane ki,

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.

To sitare bhi apni jagah chhod dete hai...

Karte bayan To Mehfil Rula Dete

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,

Har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,

Apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,

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Karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete...

Dosti Sms

Yaadon ke sahare duniya nahi chalti,

Bina kisi shayar ke mehfil nahi banti,

Ek baar pukaaro to aye doston,

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Kyuki doston ke bina ye dhadkan nahi chalti....!!

Joke In Hindi Shayari

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,

haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai,

hospital pahoche to nurse ne farmaya,...

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Baharon Phool Barsao Kisika Mehboob Aya hai...

Girl to Santa

Girl to Santa:

Tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta...

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Santa: Zee nahi lagta toh,

Sony ya Star plus laga le..!!

Ye ladkiyan bhi na...

Santa Banta Sms

Santa dials a number,

A girl received,

Santa: Hello kaun..?

Santa: O teri!!!

ye to ayodhya lag gaya..

Sorry..Maate

Gujrati Shayari Sms

Kaik Alag Tamari Ae Rit Mane Game Che

Tame Karo Cho Ae Tarkib Mane Game Che
Mitro To Che Ketlay Pan
Tame Nibhavo Cho Ae Dosti Ni Rit Mane Game Che..
`
Manvi Na Mansuba No Taag Kadi Jadto Nathi..
Kevi Karamat Kudrat Ni..
Ek Sarkha Manvi Kadi Ghadto Nathi..
Tara Vina Nahi Jivi Saku.. Aevu Kehnar..
Kadi Saathe Marto Nathi..
`
Kalam Hath Ma Lidhi Tya Ek Aansu Aavyu Aagal…
Zalzaliya Ni Zaankhap Vachche Lakhie Kya Thi Kaagal..
`
Prem Aapvo Ae Faraj Che..
Prem Pamvo Ae Kala Che..
Tame Jene Prem Karo Cho Teni Saathe Hovu Ae Naseeb Che..
Pan Tamne Je Prem Kare Che Teni Saathe Hovu Ae Zindagi Che.
`
Mane Loko Kahe Chhe,Ke Maari Shu Dasha Chhe
Hu Kahau Chhu,Ke Prem Ma Padavaani Aa Saza Chhe
Vikharayela Vaal…Aankho Hase Chhe Ke Rade Che
Kasoor Be-Wafai No Nathi,Mohabbat Ni Aa Mazaa Chhe…

Deewali Shayari

Iss diwali pe hamari dua hai ki,
Apka har sapnna pura ho,
Duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
Shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish U a very Happy Diwali!
`
Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
Dua hai hamari,
Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe.
“Happy Diwali”
`
Safalta kadam chumti rahe,
Khushi aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash itna faile ki KASTURI sharma jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye.
“Happy Diwali”

Deewali Sms

Pal pal sunhare phool khile,

Kabhi na ho kaanton ka saaamna,

Jindagi aapki khusiyon se bhari rahe,

deepawali par humaari yahi subhkaamna...

Best Ever Dosti Shayari

Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai,

Teri dosti ne humein jeena sikhaya hai,

Kya maange khuda se hum,

Woh to khud aaj mere dar par,

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Teri dosti maangne aaya haiiiii

Best Shayari For Success

Zindagi haseen hai zindagi se pyar karo,

Hai rat to subha ka intzar karo,

Wo pal bhi aayega jiska intjar hai aap ko,

Rab par bahrosa aur waqt pe aitbar karo...!

Bewafa Shayari

Duniya me jeene ki chahat na hoti
Agar khudane mohabbat banayi na hoti,
Log marne ki aarzoo na karte
Agar mohabbat me bewafai na hoti.
Yadon me hamari wo bhi khoye honge
Khuli aankhonse kabhi wo bhi soye honge,
Mana hasna hai ada gam chhupane ki
Par haste haste kabhi wo bhi roye honge…

Dosti Shayari In English

There are lots of desires in my heart,

There are lot of sorrows in my life,

This world would have killed me since long,

But damn, there is lot of strength in the prayers of

My Friends....

Shayari On Dosti

Dil me armaan bahot hai,

Zindagi mein gham bahot hai,

kab ki maar dalti yeh duniya hamein,

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Kambhakat doston ki duan mein dum bahot hai...

Shayari In English...

IF there was a shop of happiness,

And if i knew about it,

I would buy every happiness for you,

Even if my life be the price of it...

Chahe Uski Keemat Meri Jaan Bhi Hoti

Kash koi khusiyon ki dukaan hoti,

aur mujhe uski pehchan hoti,

Khareed leta har khusi aap ke liye,

Chahe uski keemat meri jaan bhi hoti...???

Santa Introduces His Family

Santa Introduces His Family :-
1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR
Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR.
Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH
Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.

2 men in a weddign function

2 men in a weddign function:

1st: Lo...! kuch din pehle hi goad me khela

karti thi aur aaj iski shaddi..

..

2nd: ap dulhan ke baap ho..??

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1st: nhi dulhan ka Boss

Memory Of Every Person In 90's

In the memory of 90's

When the most popular games were...

"Chuppan-Chupai",

"pakdam-Pahdai",

"Ooch-Neech",

"Barf-Pani",

"Posh-um-pa bahi Posh ham pa",

"Kodacha mar khai",

When the best delight were....

"Santare ki goli",

"Raaja ka khajana",

"Kismibar",

"Guru chela",

"kabab",

When we were not allowed 2 watch late nite

movies on DD-1

but we managed it somehow..

Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar...

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai

batao main kya karun?

....

Banta: Karna kya hai,

2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.

Santa: Rasgulle Hai??

Santa: Rasgulle hai??

Dukandaar: Nahi hai..

Ssanta: Dekh lunga

Dukandaar(Gusse me): Kya dekh loge..?

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Santa: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh lunga...

Santa Ki Condom Factory

Santa ki condom banane ki factory thi..

Ek baar USA se order aaya ki 14 inch ke condoms bana do...

Santa ne socha: Itne bade size ke condom banva ke amerika wale

hamari beizzati karna chahte hai..

Usne apne workers ka kaha tum condoms ka order ready karo,

aur paking wale dibbe pe likh dena 

Medium Size

Best Haramipanna Sms

Santa ki tapsya se khus hokar bole:

Var Mango Vats"

Santa: Prabhu!!!

Jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu,,,,

"Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye"

Wife : I Am Pregnant.

Wife : i am pregnant.

Santa: Par mai to england me tha..

Wife: Aapki photo thi na..

Santa: ullu mat bnao kamini photo to kamar tak hi tha...

Santa On Interview

Interviewer: Just imagine you are in 8th floor,,

it caught fire,

How will you escape??

Santa: Its very simple,

i will stop my imagination

Funny Message

Santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya..

Dr..Aapke bete ka pair katna padega..

..

..

Santa ne apna sir pakda,

Dr.. Kya hua??

.

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Santa: kal hi nalayak ko nai chappal dilwai thi...

Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya

Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya
Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya
Baahar aakar bola O banta,

.
abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he

Funniest Sms Ever

In exam hall a girl to santa:::

Mujhe bas is answer ki starting bata do baki mai likh lungi...

Santa ne dhyan se idhar udhar dekha,

aur fir bola..

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"The"

Santa With Girl..

Santa: Chaddi lelo Chaddi.

Girl: Tumhe sharam nhi aati, kya gande shabd bolte ho,

koi dusra naam nhi le sakte...

Santa: Ok..,

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Pond ke Khol lelo, Pond ke Khol..

Santa Banta Sms

Santa ke lips jale hue the,

Banta: Kaise jale.

Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gya tha..

Banta: To..??

Santa: Khusi ke mare train ke Engine ko choom liya

Santa Funny Sms

Snata car ki battery change karwane gaya..

Mechanic: Sahab, Excide ki daal doon?

Santa: Nahin yaar...

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Dono side ki daal de warna fir problem hogi,,,

Wife Bathroom Se Naha Kar Nikli

Wife bathroom se naha kar nikli to santa use ghurr raha tha..

Wife romantic hokar:

Kuch karne ka irada hai...???

.

.

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola..

mere garam pani se kyu nahayii....

Fun Quote

Behind every great man is

a

woman rolling her eyes..

Funny Quotes In English

A successful man is one who makes more money

then his wife can spend

.

.

A successful woman is one who 

can find such man...

Success Quotes

If you want to shine like a sun, 

first you ,

have to burn like it.

Quote On Success

Success lies in the heart,

and is activated by the hope that lies,

in the dream..

By-Dale Carnegie

Success Quote

Success is the maximum utilization of ,

the ability,

that you have....

By- Zig Ziglar

Quote On Self Confidence

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot 

paint," then by all means paint, and that voice

 will be silenced.

By- Vincent Van Gogh

Self Confidence Quote

Never bend your head,

always hold it high,

Look the world straight in the face..

By-Helen Keller

Quotes On Self Confidence

Your chances of success in any undertaking can always,

be measured by your

Belief in Youself

By-Robert Collier

Inspirational Quote By Muhammad Ali

If they can make penicillin out of

mouldy bread,

They can sure make something out of you

By- Muhammad ali

Encouraging Quote By Albert Einstein

Learn from yesterday,

live for today,

hope for tomorrow.

The important thing is not to stop questioning..

By-Albert Einstein

Encouraging Quotes By Thomas A. Edison

Opportunity is missed by most people,

because it is dressed in overalls and 

looks like work.

By..Thomas A. Edison