Ganda Sms...

Ganda Sms...

Dr. mariz k naak me ungli dal ke baitha tha..

Golu kyu: Kya kar rahe ho?

Dr. isko ulti kara raha hi..

Golu- Aise kaise?

Dr.- Yahi ungli iske muh me dalunga..

ha..ha..ha...

Teacher: tum kitne Bhai-Behen ho?

Teacher: tum kitne Bhai-Behen ho?

Boy: 8 bhai aur 9 behen!

Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai?

Boy: Pta nahi sir hum to jaldi so jate hain...

Banta i am going to sleep ka kya mtlab hota hai..?

Banta i am going to sleep ka kya mtlab hota hai..?

Santa: mai sone ja raha hu...

Banta: Nahi janne dunga

.

..

 

Saale phle matleb bta..

Ek baccha bhot joor se roo raha tha...

Ek baccha bhot joor se roo raha tha...

Maa ne pucha mere bete ko kya chahiye...

Toofee..,

Milk...,

Bacha bola bas,

.

.

.

 

Ek sanam chahiye aasiqi ke liye...

Sardar: Ek glass juice do jaldi ladai hone wali hai...

Fine Joke!

Sardar: Ek glass juice do jaldi ladai hone wali hai

.

.

.

Peene ke bad, 1 glass aur do ladai hone wali hai,

Juice wala- ladai kab hogi..?

.

.

.

Jab tu paise mangega...

2 sardar train ke peeche bhag rahe the..?

2 sardar train ke peeche bhag rahe the..?

i chadh gaya,

to train me logo ne kaha..

"Well Done..?

Sardar- Khak well done..?

Jana use the, main to chodne aaya tha..

Santa: Meri wife ko mat btana...

Nurse: congrats santa ji, aap Papa ban gaye hai.

Santa: Meri wife ko mat btana mai usse

.

.

.

.

Surprise duunga...

Santa Drying Sweat...

Santa was standing in sun on a

hot sunny day.

Banta asked: What r u doing...?

.

.

.

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.

.

Santa Drying Sweat...

Aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai...

Banta: Oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha,

Kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaoonga,

,

,

,

,

,

,

Aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai...

Santa goes to buy a underwear...

Santa goes to buy a underwear, on choosing one,

He asks: How much for this..?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500

Santa are bhai daily wear dikhaoo, party wear

nahi chahiye...

Santa suffering from clod and was shivering...

Santa suffering from clod and was

shivering.

His son called a doctor.

Doc.:- what happened?

Son: Bimari ka to pta nahi par baapuu saver da

.

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.

Vibration mode te lag gaye hai..

Tum bahar jate ho to bhot darr laga rehta hai..

Wife: Tum bahar jate ho to bhot darr laga rehta hai..

Husband: oh don't worry jaan jaldi aa

jaunga..

,

,

,

,

,

 

Wife: Tumhari issi baat ka to darr laga rehta hai...

Lady in bus: aap ka kuch touch ho raha hai...

Lady in bus: aap ka kuch touch ho raha hai...

Man: oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.

.

.

.

.

..

Lady:

"Saale harami teri salary 5 minutes me 5 guna badh gayi hai..."

Father buy a pack of condom...

Father & son went to medical store..

Father buy a pack of condom.

Son- whats this..?

Father its medicine for killing rats.

Son- oh bhenchod!

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.

Chut me bhi chuhe!

Naughty boy draws a penis...

Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board,

Lady teacher rubs it off.

Next day he draws a bigger one and writes

.

.

.

.

"Jitna ragdoge utna badega"

Sardar ji Sex kar rahe the...

Sardar ji Sex kar rahe the,

galti se peeche daal diya.

Patni voli: o ji truck galat godam me ja raha hai..

Sardar: o ji ab bta rahi hai.

Jab diesel khatm ho gaya...

Akal badi ya bhains.....?

A man asked santa..

Akal badi ya bhains.....?

.

.

.

Santa bola..

Pehle date of birth to batao..

Kyuki is cement me Jaan hai...

Banta : Marte waqt insaan ko kya dena chahiye..?

Santa: Birla cement.

Banta: Kyun?

.

.

.

.

.

Santa: Kyuki is cement me Jaan hai...

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says...

Santa was riding on a horse,

he jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

.

.

.

.

.

"Le kar le Number note"

A lady calls Santa for reparing door...

A lady calls Santa for reparing door

bell,

santa doesn't turns up for

4 days.

Lady calls again,santa replies,

.

.

.

i m coming daily since 4 days,

i press the bell but no one comes out...

What ever the Mind can...

What ever the Mind can

Conceive & Believe,

The Mind can

Achieve...

The power of...

The power of

Imagination

Makes us Infinite...

By:- John Muir

Try not to become a...

Try not to become a

Man of Success

but

a man of value

Knowing is not enough

Knowing is not enough; we must apply.

willing is not enough;

We must do...

What is difference b/w Secretary and Private Secretary?

What is difference b/w Secretary and Private Secretary?

Ans:

Secretary say Good Morning Sir...

&

.

.

.

.

Private Secretary says Its Morning Sirr....

Kal mere khawab me ek ladki aayi thi.

Husband: Kal mere khawab me ek ladki aayi thi.

Wah! kya ladki thi...

Wife: Akeli aayi hogi?

Husband: Tumhe kaise pta..?

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.

Wife: uska husband mere sapne me aaya tha na...

There is two type of sex on earth

Teacher to student:;

There is two type of sex on earth-

Male and Female.

Student: Teacher i know few more...

Teacher: What.?

.

.

.

.

Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....

Maa fauji gaon me aa gaye hain...

Beti maa se: Maa fauji gaon me aa gaye hain...

Maa: Andar aa ja beti inki niyat kharab hoti hai.

Beti fauji pakistani hai?

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.

Maa to bakri ko bhi andar le aa...

Raat ko 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre se....

Raat ko 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre se

Nikla aur chala gaya...

Saans ne dekh liya aur kuch

nahi booli...

kyu...

..

.

.

.

.

Kyuki... saans bhi kabhi bahu thiiii

Mother to her teenage daughter,...

Mother to her teenage daughter,...

I think it's right time, we should talk about

SEX.

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.

.

.

Daughter sure mom ,what do u want to know...?

Yaar meri biwi paani se bhot darti hai...

Banta: Yaar meri biwi paani se bhot darti hai...

Santa: acha vo kaise?

Banta: yar kal main bathroom me gaya to wo

bathtub me bhi

.

.

.

.

Security guard ke sath baithi thi...

Teacher: What is ur caste?

Teacher: What is ur caste?

Student: Pehle hum singh the,

phir Rajput hue,

phir Sharma hue,

abhi hai Darzi....

.

.

.

Aage mummy ki marzi...

Gd nyt father of none...

A couple had fight one night...

going to bed husband says:

Gd nyt mother of my 3 kids.

Wife replied:-

Gd nyt father of none...

Phir Chaddi Utar Do...

Pehle kiss karo,

phir palang per leta do,

phir chaddi utar do,

phir niche haath lagao,

aur check karo ki....

.

.

.

 

Baby ne susu to nhi kia hai..

u naughty!

I heard 3 males per day...

Doctor to Lady:-

Why e u looking so weak and exhausted!,

r u properly taking 3 meals a day as i had advised?

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.

.

Lady:-

 Oh my God! i heard 3 males per day...

When girls wear tight fitting dresses...

Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?

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Boy:- replied..

When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we...

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to...

When an Apple becomes red...,

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It is ready to eat..

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to...

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Vote...

90 Jokes About Rajnikant( South India Superstar)

 * Joke 1 – Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
* Joke 2 – Rajnikanth killed the dead sea.
* Joke 3- Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
* Joke 4 – Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
* Joke 5 – Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
* Joke 6 – Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
* Joke 7 – Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
* Joke 8 – If Rajni was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
* Joke 9 – Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.
* Joke 10 – Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
* Joke 11 – Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
* Joke 12 – Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
* Joke 13 – Micheal Jordan to Rajnikanth: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins?
* Joke 14 – Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
* Joke 15 – Rajnikanth can delete the Windows Recycle Bin.
* Joke 16 – Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
* Joke 17 – Hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
* Joke 18 – Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
* Joke 19 – When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
* Joke 20 – Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Joke 21 – It takes Rajnikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
* Joke 22 – There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikanth lives in Chennai
* Joke 23 – Rajnikanth once consumed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink once.
* Joke 24 – The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikanth are his films.
* Joke 25 – Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth there is no other way.
* Joke 26 – Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
* Joke 27 – Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
* Joke 28 – Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
* Joke 29 – Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth.
* Joke 30 – Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
* Joke 31 – Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it.
* Joke 32 – Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you.
* Joke 33 – Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.
* Joke 34 – Rajnikanth electrocuted Iron Man.
* Joke 35 – Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
* Joke 36 – Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
* Joke 37 – Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
* Joke 38 – Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
* Joke 39 – Rajnikanth can lick his elbows.
* Joke 40 – Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary, Hero etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikanth was born.
* Joke 41 – The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
* Joke 42 – Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
* Joke 43 – Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth.
* Joke 44 – Rajnikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
* Joke 45 – Rajnikanth can answer a missed call.
* Joke 46 – Rajnikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
* Joke 47 – The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajnikanth’s fist.
* Joke 48 – Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikanth”.
* Joke 49 – Rajnikanth is a champion in the Game ‘Hide n seek’, as no one can hide from Rajnikanth.
* Joke 50 – Rajnikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
* Joke 51 – Aliens do indeed exist. They are just too scared to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on.
* Joke 52 – When Rajnikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
* Joke 53 – Rajnikanth doesn’t answer nature’s call nature answers Rajnikanth’s call!!
* Joke 54 – In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
* Joke 55 – Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain!
* Joke 56 – Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
* Joke 57 – Once Rajni underwent a surgery…anesthesia was administered to the surgeons
* Joke 58 – When Rajnikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available.
* Joke 59 – dam and Eve are children of Rajnikanth
* Joke 60 – Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks
* Joke 61 – Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajnikanth
* Joke 62 – The box office collection of the movie Ra 1 was less than parking collection of Robot
* Joke 63 – Rajnikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions” He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, check any 100!
* Joke 64 – Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aye
* Joke 65 – Rajnikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box
* Joke 66 – Munni Badnaam hui Rajnikanth ke liye
* Joke 67 – If Rajnikanth’s PC hangs… its time for next windows release
* Joke 68 – Rajnikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev
* Joke 69 – Rajnikanth can sneeze with open eyes.
* Joke 70 – Once Rajnikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony… He went down to pick it up, but it was not there! Reason? He reached there before the coin
* Joke 71 – The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Rajnikanth
* Joke 72 – Once Rajinikath blasted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun. Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.
* Joke 73 – When Rajnikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
* Joke 74 – Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 kilometers per hour zone. He was walking.
* Joke 75 – In Rajnikanth’s wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajnikanth and his wife
* Joke 76 – Rajnikanth can tie his shoes with his feet.
* Joke 77 – Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as ‘Guinness book of world records’ and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.
* Joke 78 – Rajnikanth first takes the gold medal and then the race starts
* Joke 79 – Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
* Joke 80 – Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets desk marks
* Joke 81 – Whenever Rajnikanth makes an error, it’s an invention.
* Joke 82 – Only Rajnikanth knows Choli Ke Peechhe Kya Hai.
* Joke 83 – Rajnikanth twice won arguments with his wife.
* Joke 84 – How did Paul Octopus die? He was asked to predict Rajanikanth’s death.
* Joke 85 – Rajnikanth had to make 24 runs in just 1 ball remaining. He hit the ball in such a way that it got broken into 4 pieces and he got 4 sixes.
* Joke 86 – Even Ghajini remembers Rajini.
* Joke 87 – Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Asaan Hai – For Rajnikanth
* Joke 88 – Rajnikanth can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
* Joke 89 – Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk.
* Joke 90 – Computer doesn’t give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer

So make SEX a daily habit...

Always start ur day with a lot of... SEX

S-Smile

E-Energy

X-Xcitment

So make SEX a daily habit, and u will always be

Succ Sex Full in Life...

Whats the utility of a condom?

Utility of Mangalsutra?

Lisence to enjoy Kamsutra without

Condom..

Whats the utility of a condom?

Lisence to enjoy kamsutra without mangalsutra...

Friendship is not about finding...

Friendship is not about finding

the Right Person,

But creating the Right Relation.

It is not how much we care in the beginning

but how much we care 

till End...

A frnd is nvr a coincidence...

A frnd is nvr a coincidence in ur life,

they r meant to enter

ur life

to bring u joy and laughter.

so, i will treasure the frndship b/w us...

Friendship is a network that needs...

Friendship is a network that needs...

No recharge,

No roaming,

No validity,

No activation,

No signal problems...

just don't switch off ur heart...

During our friendship...

During our friendship,

there will be times.

u wont see me beside u,

don't think i left u behind,

i just choose to walk behind u

so i can catch when u 

Fall...

And Friendship starts However

Life starts Intense,

but ends with Silense.

Love starts with Fear,

but ends with Tears.

.

.

And Friendship starts However,

will always remain Forever...

A friend is like blood...

A friend is like blood, 

they r not beside us

alwaays...

But they come out when

we are wounded.

Wats d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??

.

.

.
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Human Brain Is The Most...

Human brain is the most

outstanding object

in the world

it functions 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and

Stops..

only when we enter the

Examination hall...

The funniest situation in students life...

The funniest situation in students life...

"

'

when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper

and

the supervisor comes and

says,"please cover ur answer sheet"..

Examiner:: y r u under tension.?

Examiner:: y r u under tension.?

Did u forget admit card,

id,

or calculator?

Student:: No sir!

By mistake i have just brought

tomorrows exam's..

Cheating Material..

ha..ha..ha...

Love IS Blind...

Fantastic Quote..

"Love is blind

and

marriage opens the Eyes...

A Successful Marriage Is..

The secret For..

a successful marriage is..

the Work-Shop!!

,

,

,

the husband works..

& wife shops

What wood happn if u had a wooden car...

What wood happn if u had a wooden car,

..

..

with wooden seats,

..

wooden tyres..

and a wooden engine?

,

,

,

It wooden't start...

ha ha ha...

Soo Much Makeup...

Boy: Where r u going?

.

.

Girl: For Suicide..

.

.

Boy: Then, why soo much makeup?

Girl: u idiot tomorrow my Photo will come in news paper...

Latest Research...

Latest Research:...

.

.

Boys always remains faithfull to their GirlFriend..!!

But,.

.

.

Which Girlfriend??

That is still a topic of research...

What Is Marriage....?

What Is Marriage...?

!

!

!

!

!

Answer-

Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroyes all the six senses and

makes the person NoN sense...

So BE Aware..

The size of candles may be differ...

The size of candles may be differ but they yields same

Brightness...

It's not the matter of ur position

but ur ability that

Shines...

The power of Positive thinking....

The power of Positive thinking is like car with a

Powerful engine,

That can take u to the summit of

A mountain...

There are 2 important moments...

There are 2 important moments in man's life...

first..

When he was born

.

.

.

2nd

when he proves

Why he was born

Umbrella can not stop...

Umbrella can not stop the rain,

but it allows us to stand in the rain,

confidence cannot bring success but it gives the

Power to face the challenges...

Nothing Impossible for u...

A river cuts the rock, not because of its power,

but becoz it keeps going on...

Remember never lose your hope...defend and face the challenges to increase

the courage, keep moving towards the target,

to tell the world that

there is Nothing Impossible for u...

Hope is one of God's greatest...

Hope is one of God's greatest gifts to all of us,

because

it's the magic that inspires us

to keep trying, learning and loving....

When life seems...

When life seems to put out every light you have,

it is better to lit a candle.

Than to complaint about the darkness...

2904583181 People On The Earth Are Lazy,,,

Scientists Have Proved That 

2904583181 People On The Earth 

Are Lazy,,, 

Because,, 

.. 

.. 

They Did Not Even Read This 

Number.. :P ;-) :-X 

Thumbs Up If You Haven't Read 

The Number

Universal Truth We Learnt...

"Sun rises in the East"

Fact:--

"Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates,

that make it to rise or set"

Moral...

'Education spoils our commonsense...'

When parents care...We call it Restrictions!!

When parents care...We call it Restrictions!!

,

,

,

,

,

But when a boy frnd/girlfrnd Restricts...

,

,

,

,

Oh my god... he is so "caring"...

A Girl Updated Her Status On Facebook: 

":((" 

1st Boy Commented: 

What Happened Babes? Am Therefor You ?? :/ 

*She Blocked Him* 

2nd Boy Commeted: 

Aawww My Baby, I Love You... 

Please Don't Cry.. :( 

*She Blocked Him Too.. =$* 

3rd Boy Commeted: 

Hat Be.. =O 

Jab Dekho Roti Rehti Hai Facebook Pe..!! =@ 

*She Blocked Him Too..* . . . 

4th Boy Commented: 

What Happened Dear ?? 

Can I Help U In Anyway ??? 

She Commented Back: 

Yes Bro. 

Let Me Know You Via Inbox..!! =) 

** This Time.. 

The Boy Blocked Her..

Why some of ur hair are white dad?

Kid:- Why some of ur hair are white dad?

.

.

Dad:-ever time a son makes his dad

Unhappy,

one of his father's hair turns white...

.

.

Kid:-now i understand why

Grandps's hairs

are all white..........

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees...

"Money doesn't grow on trees"

Mom!!! moner is made from paper

and paper comes from trees.

Sour argument is 

Invalid

My Rolex Watch!...

A man meets an Accident with his new Ferrari..

Ploicemen arrives.

Man cried Officer! my brand new car!

.

.

Ploicemen: u r such materialastic.

you even have not notice that ur left arm has been cut off.

Man: After looking at his arm and said oh my god...

My Rolex Watch!...

A pizza and an apple were thrown...

A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.

Which will reach down 1st..?

.

.

.

.

.

.

Ans: The pizza as it is a fast food...

Benefits of Kissing...;

Benefits of Kissing...;

Changes taste,

Burns calories,

Lips never go dry,

Relieves stress,

Make face muscles strong...

So keep Kissing...

My heart is made 2 luv u,

My heart is made 2 luv u,

my lips are made to kiss u,

my eyes r made 2 see u,

my hands r made 2 hold u...

Every part of me wants u..maybe bcoz i was made

Just 4 u...

What is kiss?

What is kiss?

A kiss is inquiry in the

upper floor

about the vacancy in the

Lower floor... 

When i saw you, i was afraid to meet you...

When i saw you, i was afraid to meet you...

when i met you, i was afraid to kiss you...

when i kiss you, i was afraid to love you...

when i love u, i was afraid to lose you........................

A kiss is a special thing...

A kiss is a special thing...

that you can take without giving,

and

you can't give without taking..

What is kiss...?

What is kiss...?

Kiss is the upper preparation for lower invasion,

that will lead to further penetration,

in fast acceleration that will build the

Next Generation...

KIss is not like Nokia..

KIss is not like Nokia...Connecting people,

Kiss is not like Nike...Just do it,

Kiss is not like Pepsi...Yeh dil mange more,

But kiss is like Pan Parag.. Ek se mera kya hoga...

A peach is peach, a plum is plum...

A peach is peach, a plum is plum.

Apeach is peach, aplum is plum,

a kiss is not kiss unless it touch with tounges.

So open your mouth and close

your eyes and give ur tonge some excercise

kiss me because i am vaccinated...

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses

until they are tasted.

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.

But you can kiss me because i am vaccinated

What They Had?

They Had a bicycle repair shop n a 'Dream' to make something that flys. People laughed at them..
The WRIGHT BroS. (makers of the 1st airplane).

He went to the Best University in the world, but to Attend One class that he Only understood.
Dropped out of that University & never graduated.
STEVE JOBS (owner of APPLE Computer).

Teachers told him he was "too stupid to learn anything"
THOMAS EDISON (inventor of light bulb)

D0n't knw?...

Mango,
Orange,
Apple
&
Banana,

Which iS sweet?


D0n't knw?

iDi0T !
Ye Ssab Sweet nhi Fruit he.






Sweet to Me H0u0n

Do you know Why...

Do you know Why Smart People Always Say
They r Busy ?
?
?
?
?
?
Still think?
?
?
?
?
?
(',')
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I'm busy...

Why GOD Didn't Give Us...

You Know Why GOD Didn't Give Us

D Gift To Read Minds Of Others?

So Dat We Would Have D Chance To

"TRUST"

& D Privilege To Be "TRUSTED".

Most Humiliated Lines Ever Said By Me....

Most Humiliated Lines
Ever Said By Me

"Y o u r
I n t e l l i g e n c e !
I s
M y
C o m m o n - S e n s e ..." =P =D

Attitude Personified *.*

Never Say...

... Remember ...

Never Say

"No One Likes Me"

Just Say

"There Is No One Like Me."

Be The Change
And
Feel The Change. . .

"7 TYPES" OF GIRLS....

Acc0rdng 2 BS-CS studnt...

There are basically "7 TYPES" OF GIRLS:

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6.MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Wife(Standing in front of mirror)...

Wife(Standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled & no longer pretty. Will u still give me any compliment?

Husband:
ur eyesight is still excellent

Husband To Wife...

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!
...
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Wait For Wife...

Dear Boys

If U think ur dad, mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with u.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wait for a wife.

U would love them All...

Wife To Husband...

Wife To Husband :
,
Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,
,
Husband Replied :
,
,
,
Darling ,,,
,
It's a Computer Not Your Husband