Shayari For Drinkers- Saagar Bhi Piye Hain Maine

Teri aankhon se yoon to saagar bhi piye hain maine,

Tujhe kya khabar judaai ke din kaise jiye hain maine…

Shayari For Drinkers- Tum Haseen Ho Gulab Jaisi Ho

Tum Haseen Ho Gulab Jaisi Ho

Bahut Nazuk Ho Khawab Jaisi Ho

Dil ki dhadkan main aag lagati ho

Hothon Se Lagakar Pee Jayoon Tumhe

Sir Se Paanv Tak Sharab Jaisi Ho…

Shayari For Drinkers- Paimaane Mein Chod Diya Karte The

Peene Pilane Ki Kya Baat Karte Ho,

Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Karte The,

Jitni Tum Jaam Mein Liye Baithe Ho,

Utni Hum Paimaane Mein Chod Diya Karte The…

Shayari For Drinkers- Mat Btao Mujhe Tanhai Kya Hoti Hai

Mat Batao Mujhe tanhai kya hoti hai,

ke main aaj phir pee ke aaya hun…

Mat Batao mujhe bichadna kya hota hai,

ke main aaj phir pee ke aaya hun…

Mat Batao mujhe apne yeh dukh,

ke main aaj phir pee ke aaya hun…

Mat Batao mujhse kuch bhi ke main aaj

sab kuch bhulne ke liya har sharaab ka botal pee kar aaya hun…

Shayari For Drinkers- Pee hai Sharab Har Gali Ki Dukan Se

Pi Hai Sharab Har Gali Ki Dukan Se,

Dosti Si Ho Gayi Hai Sharab Ki Jam Se,

Gujre Hai Hum Kuch Aise Mukam Se,

Ki Aankhen Bhar Aati Hai Mohabbat Ke Nam Se..

Shayari For Drinkers- Har Ishq Ka Naam Kharab Nahi Hotaa

Har Baat ka Koi Jawab Nahi Hota…

Har Ishq ka Naam Kharab Nahi Hotaaa..

Yuh to Joom Lete Hai Nashe me Pine Wale

Magar Har Nashe ka Naam Sharab Nahi Hota...

Shayari For Drinkers- Peetay The Sharab Hum

Peetay They Sharab Hum,

Usne Chudadi Apni Kasam Dekar,

Mehfil Me Gaye The Hum,

Yaroon Ne Piladi Uski Kasam Dekar…

Shayari For Drinkers- Jab Hum Bhi Piya Karte They

Wo Bhi Din They Jab Hum Bhi Piya Karte They,

Yun Na Karo Hamse Piney Pilaney Ki Baat,

Jitni Tumhare Jaam Mein Hai Sharab,

Utni Hum Paimaney Mein Chod Diya Kartey They…

Shayari For Drinkers-Dard Ki Mehfil Me Ek Sher

Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi arz kiya karte hai..

Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai..

kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai…….

hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai…

Shayari For Drinkers- Hamesha Yaad Aati Hai Unki

Hamesha yad ati hai unki..

Aur mood ho jata hai kharab..

Tab Hamesha lekar baithe hai hum…..

ek hath me Kalam aur ek hath me sharab…

Shayari For Drinkers- Kholne Se Pehle Bottle Hilai Jati Hai

Yaaro ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai

Kholane se Pehle Botal Hilaayi Jati Hai

Fir Awaz Lgayi Jati Hai

Aa Jao Tute DiL Walo

Yaha Dard-E-DiL Ki Dawa Pilayi jati hai!

Shayari For Drinkers- kuch Log Peete Hain Gam bhoolane Ko

Kuch log peete hain gam bhoolane ko……

kuch log peete hain koi aur gam bhoolaane ko….

par ai dost ye kya………

hum to mahoal na milane ke gam mein peete hain….

Shayari For Drinkers- Ek Jahan Maanga Tha Jisme Bahot Saara Pyar Mile

Ek Jahan Maanga Tha Jisme Bahot Saara Pyar Mile,

Magar De Diya Mehkhana Jahan Bahot Saari Sharab Thi

Ek Kandha Maanga Tha Jiska Mujhe Sahara Mile,

Magar De Di Zindagi Jahan Duniya Bhar Ki Tanhai Thi…

Shayari For Drinkers- Dil Pe Jab Se Sharab Ka Pehra Lag Gaya

Dil Pe Jab Se Sharab Ka Pehra Lag Gaya,

Gam Ka Andar Aane Ka Raasta Band Ho Gaya

Zubaan Ne Jab Se Sharab Ko Chhu Liya,

Uska Naam Hamesha Ke Liye Bhool Gaya…

Marathi Shayari- Astat khoob Sunder Dishyala

Astat khoob sunder dishyala
pan tu majhi aasta aahe
mi tula prem karto, vishwas thev majha var
kashyala vichar karte tu samaajhacha…

Marathi Shayari- Ka Kunas Thauka Ase Ka Zale

ka kunas thauk ase ka zale
vinodi kavyat mala radu aale,
bolta-bolta gupp zalo ani madhech hasu aale,
kalji vatte swatachi aata
karan majha manala prem chukicha vyaktivar zale……..

Sad Shayari- Jal Kar Bujh jana Hamari Kismat Ssahi

Apne hothon par saja kar tujhe main,

Tere hii geet gana chahata hun...

Jal kar bujh jana hamari kismat sahi,

Bas ek baar roshan hona chahata hoon...

Romantic Shayari- Tere Hath Me Jiska Naseeb hoga

Na jaane wo kaun tera habeeb hoga,

Tere hathon mein jiska naseeb hoga,

koi tumhe chahe ye koi badi baat nahi,

.

..

Jisko tum chaho wo khush naseeb hoga...

Romantic Shayari- Dil Dhadakta Hai Tujhe Dekhun To

Dil dhadakta hai tujhe dekhun to,

Saana bhi meri rukne lagti hai...

Pyar itna hai mere dilmey sanam,

Rooh bhi meri khinch ne lagti hai...

Chain milta hai jab mei dekhun tujhe,

Warna ye saans rukne lagti hai...!!

Romantic Shayari- Hasarat Hai Sirf Tumhe Pane Ki

Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,

Aur koi khwaish nahi is deewane ki,

shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,

.

..

Kya jaroorat thi tumhe itna khoobsurat banne ki...???

Love Shayari- Yeh Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai

Pyar na dil se hota hai,

Na dimaag se hota hai,

Yeh pyar to ittefaq se hota hai,

Per pyar karke pyar hi mile,

.

..

Ye ittefaq kisi kisi ke sath hota hai...

Love Shayari- Wo Keh Rahi Hai Pyaar Me Itwar Bohot Hai

Mana ki dil hai ek par pyar bhot hai,

Jab pyaar horaha hai to inkaar bohot hai,

Her lamha saat rehne ko mein soch raha tha,

.

..

Wo keh rahi hai pyaar me itwar bohot hai...

Love Shayari- Kya Jaroorat Thi Aazmaane Ki

Teri nigahon ke yun hi kayal the hum,

kya jaroorat thi aajmaane ki,

Yun hi behosh pade hai teri rahoon mein,

Kya jaroorat thi alag se muskurane ki...

Sad Shayari- Ye to Saza Hai Kisi Ke Intezaar Ki

Is behta dard ko mat roko,

Ye to saza hai kisi ke intezaar ki,

Log inhe aansu kahe ya deewangi,

.

...

Par ye to nishani hain kisi pyar ke...

Love Shayari- Kehate Hai Chand Tukda Hai Tumhara

Itne khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara,

Har dil diwana hai tumahara,

Log kehate hai chand ka tukda ho tum,

.

...

Lekin hum kehate hai chand tukda hai tumhara...

Love Shayari- Tum Dil Se Hamein Yun Pukara Na Karo

Tum dil se hamein yun pukara na karo,

Yun tum hamein ishara na karo,

Door hain tumse yr majburi hai hamari,

.

..

Tum tanhaiyon me yun tadapaya na karo....

Luck Shayari- Aapke Haath Me Jiska Naseeb Hoga

Na jane wo kaun itna haseen hoga,

Aapke haath me jiska naseeb hoga,

koi aapko chahe ye koi badi baat nahi,

Jisko aap chaho wo khusnaseeb hoga...

Happy Christmas SMS 2012- I Am Dreaming Of White Christmas

I am dreaming of White Christmas,

With every christmas card I write,

May your days be merry and bright,

And 

May all your christmases be white...

...Happy Christmas...

Happy Christmas SMS 2012- Christmas Is The Blessed Season

Christmas is the blessed season,

which engages the whole world,

In a conspiracy of love..

...Happy Christmas Day...

Happy Christmas SMS 2012- It's Time For Magic

Christmas is a time for magic and 

dreams comes true..

Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and,

Sparkle too...

...Merry X-Mas to you...

Happy Christmas SMS 2012- may Your world Filled With Good Chear

May your world be filled with,

Warmth and good chear,

This holy season,

And

Throughout the year...

Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love...

...Merry X-Mas

Happy Christmas SMS 2012- Golden Memories Of Tomorrow

May the good times and treasures of the present,

Become the golden memories to tomorrow,

Wish you lots of love,

joy,

happiness...

...Marry Christmas...

Happy Christmas SMS 2012- Blessings From Heaven Above

May the joy and peace of christmas,

Be with you all through year,

Wishing you a sesson of blessings from heaven above...

...Happy Christmas...

Happy Christmas SMS 2012- The Angels Protect You

May your neighbours respect you,

Trouble neglect you,

The angels protect you,

And

Heaven accept you...

...Happy Christmas...

Happy Christmas SMS 2012 In Hindi

Prabhu ishu ke pavitra parv Christmas ke aap,

Sabhi ko badhai...

Parmeshwar ke pavitra marg ka

Anushran karein vo sadaiev saath hai,

Apne bando ki sir par uska hamesha hath hai...

AAMEEN....

...Happy Christmas...

Happy Christmas SMS 2012- With Kindle Flame Against The Dark

Your friendship is glowing ember,

Through the year and each decamber,

From its warm and livin spark,

With kindle flame against da dark

And,

With its shining radience light,

Our tree of faith on Chirstmas night..

...Happy Christmas...

Happy Christmas SMS 2012- This Is The Month Of Candies

This is the month of candies,

Cakes,coolness,

Snows,

X'mas songs,

X'mas sandals....etc

So enjoy the every moment,

With peace and Happiness...

...Happy Christmas...

Missing You SMS- Makes My World Brighter

Little do you know just the sight of your picture makes,

My heat smile..

Seeing your number on my phone make,

My heart race..

And

Seeing your smile makes,

My world brighter..

Missing You SMS- Until You Went Away

My heart never knew loneliness,

Until you went away..

.

..

...

I am missing you...

Good Night SMS- Dreams Are Just Thoughts

Dreams are just thoughts,

You haad during the day...

That would explain why i dream

About you so much...

...Good Night...

Missing You SMS- I Miss You When There Is No Reason

I miss you when there is no reason to,

How much more if there was?.

I miss you when we talk,

How much more if we don't.?

I miss you after were together,

How much more if i see you never?

I love you now,

How much more later...

Missing You SMS- I Miss Your Smile

When i see you,

I miss your smile,

When i see your smile,

I miss your hug,

When you hug me,

I want your kiss...

OMG I'm just crazy over you..

Thought Of The Day 28-11-12... Success Is Waiting For You

Success is waiting for you,

Difficulties are blocking the path,

Take the weapons of confidence,

And,

Reach your success every day...

Love Shayari- Tumhare Shive Kuch Na Chahat Karenge

Tumhara siva kuch na chahat karenge,

Jab tak jiyenge mohabbat karenge,

Tumhe apne dil me basaya hai humne,

Mohabbat ke kabil banaya hai tumne,

Agar tum na milte to hum jee na pate,

Kise apna kehta kaha dil lagate,

Sararat jo dega vo manjur hmko ki,

Ab hum tumhari hifajat karenge,

.

..

Timhare siva  kuch na chahat jarenge....

Loneliness SMS- Teaches Us How To Fight

Loneliness teaches us how to fight,

With our worst time,

But always gives a heavy pain,

Whenever it occurs...

Loneliness SMS- Lifeless Days Without You

I wish i could sleep as i used to,

I wish i could dream as i used to,

I am spending sleepless nights 

And,

Lifeless days without you

Missing You

Loneliness SMS- Loneliness Is A Good Feeling

Loneliness is a good feeling,

Whem it is created by yourself.

But it is the most worse thing,

When it is gifted by others...

Loneliness SMS- Dard Dene Ki Aadat Na Hoti

Aansuon ke chalne ki aawaaz nhi hoyi,

Dil ke tutne ki aahat nahi hoti,

Agar hota khud ko har dard ka ehssas,

.

..

To ushe dard dene ki aadat na hoti...

Loneliness SMS- Mujhe Usse Pyar Nahi Hai

Ladti hai nigahen par takrar nahi hai,

Karti to hai mujhse pyar wo bhi,

Par us saawan ke mausam ka ikrar nahi hai,

Chhod diya ghar, chood di duniya, chood diye dost,

Aur aaj chhod raha hun zindagi bhi,

Kaun kehta hai mujhe usse pyar nahi hai....

Loneliness SMS- Pyar Hum Se Nahi

Wo aate hai par samay se nahi,

Woh chalte to par man se nahi,

Kaun kehta hai wo pyar nahi karte,

.

..

Karte to hai par humse nahi...

Loneliness SMS- Chod Ke Ja Rahe Hai

Kabhi laga wo hume sata rahe hai,

Kabhi laga ki wo kareeb aa rahe hai,

Kuch log hote hai aansu ki tarah,

.

..

Pata hi nahi lagta hai ki sath de rahe hai,

Ya

Chod ke ja rahe hai...

Non-Veg SMS- Vo Hain Jhaant Ke Baal

Arj kiya hai jiske aane me lagte hain 15 saal,

Jaara gaur pharmayega,

wah ...wah...

Sun to le bhai

Jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal,

Vo hain Jhaant ke baal

Funny Dirty SMS- 4 Pillon ko Janam Diya

Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya,

Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai,

kutiya boli chup raho kamino,

.

..

Papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain....

Non-Veg SMS- Be Inteha Chodna Chahata Hu

Boy- I want to Fuck you...?

Girl: Tameej se baat karo,

Boy- Alla tala ke fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek banda,

Mohtarma ko arju-e fitrat se be inteha chodna chahat haii...

Adult SMS- Peshab Kar Di

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diiii...

Galib: Aye chanchal shokh haseena ye kaisi nadani hai???

Girl: Aaap jis jheel se nikle hai...

Ye usi jheel ka paani haiii......

Dirty SMS- Panty Utar Raha Tha

Sindhi suhagraat mein dheere dheere wife ki panty uttar raha tha....

Wife: A jiiii kya dekh rahe ho...???

Sindhi; Kapda acha hai,

Kam se kam 90 rupae meter to hoga hi....

Adult SMS- Big And Small Boobs

Arguing about big and small boobs is like making,

A choice between 

Budwiser and kingfisher beer!!!

Men will take whatever is avilable as long as it is not flat...

Adult SMS- Mere Husband Mujhse Sex Nahi Karte

Ek lady Dr. se -Mere Husband mujse sex nahi karte . 

Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana. 

Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya. 

Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. 

3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di. 

3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to 

beta bola- Maa mar gayi. 

Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, 

kaam wali bhag gayi, 

Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya. 

Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai, 

chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai aur 

papa garden me nange hokar 

tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain !!!!!!

Adult SMS- Dudh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Farak Hai

Dudh aur ladki mein kya farak hota hai...???

Jab dudh garam hota hai tab malai upar aati hai...

.

..

...

Aur jab ladki garam hoti hai tab malai neeche rehti hai....

Dirty SMS- Sexiest Line On Girls T-Shirt

Sexiest line written on the girls T-shirt,

"Looking won't make them big,

You need to work on them"

Adult SMS- Took Off Her Top

A girl decided to prepare a tea,

She open the fridge but did not find milk...,

So she took off her TOP,

And

.

...

Wear new clothes and goes to shop to bring milk...

...Soch badlo desh badlega...

Non-Veg SMS- Hold Your Dick

Hey you are bored of reading message...

.

...

....

Then

Hold your dick in your hand,

and shake it till it vomit...

Non-Veg SMS- Aaj Sex Karogi

Girl: Aaj sex karoge,

Boy: Nhi,

Girl: Kyu nhi?...

Boy: Condom nhi hai...

Girl: Tera to roz ka drama hai..

Lemination kyu nhi kara leta...

Good Night SMS- Silent Hours To Take A Nice Rest

Black sky with sweet so;lo moon,

With millions of stars brings you,

Silent hours to take a nice rest,

...Good Night...

Good Night SMS- Moon Is Glittering Bright

Sun rested in the west,

Birds returned to nest,

Roads are turning quiet,

Moon is glittering bright.

I wish you a sweet and wonderful night

...Good Night...

Good Night SMS- I Bid You A Lovely Night

Once the moon winks at you tonight,

I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight,

Hope your day was quite all right,

And now i bid you a lovely Night...

...Good Night...

Good Night SMS- Its Time To Say Good Night

Tiny stars shining bright,

Its time for me to say Good Night,

So close your eyes and snuggle up tight,

I m wishing you sweet dreams tonight...

...Good Night...

Good Night SMS- A Bed Of Clouds For You To Sleep

A bed of clouds for you to sleep,

Diamond stars as your bed side lamp,

Angles from heaven singing lullabies for you,

May sleep peacefully...

...Good Night...

Good Night SMS- Saying Good Night Is Not Formality

Saying good night is not a formality or due to free message,

It is the art of saying that,

I remember you in,

"My last minutes of the day"

...Good Night...

Good Night SMS- Bine Good Night So Raha Hai

Dil mein ek shor sa ho raha hai,

Bina sms ke dil bore ho raha hai,

Kahin ye to nahi ki ek pyara sa dost,

Good Night kiye bina so raha hai...

...Good Night...

Good Night SMS- Smile Is The Best Credit Card

Smile is the best credit card,

Because it is accepted world wide,

auto eload,

unlimited usage,

No payment,

At all makes every one happy...

So Keep Smiling

...Good Night...

Good Night SMS- Chaand Ne Chandni Ko Yaad kia

Chaand ne chandni ko yaad kia,

Raat ne sitaaro ko yaad kai,

Humare pass na to chand hai na chandni,

Isliye humne apne chand se bhi pyare dost ko bhi yaad kia..

...Good Night...

Good Night SMS- Night is To See Dreams

Night is to see the dreams

And day is to make them true.

So its good to sleep now,

And see the dreams..

...Good Night...

..Sweet Dreams..

Good Night SMS- A Late Night Sms

A late night sms doesn't means,

That i am disturbing you,

it means you are the last person,

About whom i am thinking before closing my eyes..

...Good Night...

Good Night Sms- humein Yaad Karke Soya Karo

Yuhi kabhi sapno se dil lagaya karo,

kisi ke khwabo me aaya jaya karo,

Jab bhi dil kare ki koi tumhe bhi subha jagaye,

Bus humein yaad karke pehle so to jaya karo...

...Good Night...

Good Night Sms- Har Raat Ke Baad

Ae chand mere dost ko ek tohfa dena,

Taro ki mehfil sang rosani karna,

Chhupa lena andhere ko,

Har raat ke baad ek khubsoorat savera dena...

...Good Night...

Sad Good Night Sms- I Might Die Without Saying Good Night

One day I might die without,

saying good bye to you..

But i will never forget to say,

thank you,

Because you hold the most

loveliest part in my life...

Good Night

Sad Good Night Sms- Raat Ki Tanhai Me Akele The Hum

Raat ki tanhai me akele the hum,

Dard ki mehfilo me ro rahe the hum,

Aap hamare bhale hi kuch nahi lagte,

Par fir bhi aapke bina bilkul adhoore hai hum...

Good Night SMS- Taron Me Sabse Pyara Hai Ek Tara

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jahan sara,

lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,

Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek tara,

.

..

...

Jo is waqt padh raha hai sms hamara...

Good Night

Good Night SMS- Good Night Kiss Udhar Mangta Hun

Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,

Tujse apni jaan mangata hun,

Tu so jaegi mobile off karke isiliye,

Ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun...

Thought For The Day 23-11-12.. Life Is Beautiful

"Life is beautiful for only,

those who knows how,

to celebrate pain..."

Non-Veg SMS- Yeh Lo Condom

A village lady to doctor,

Mujhe kuch dino ke liye baccha nahi chahiye,

Doctor: To yeh lo Condom,

Lady: Ise pani ke sath lu ya dudh ke sath...

.

..

...

Doctor: Lund ke sath...

Funny Non Veg SMs- Choot Me Ungli KI

Ek ladki ko peeche se kisi ne ungli ki aur bhag gaya,

Peeche ek 65 saal ka baba tha,

ladki ne pucha baba aapne missed call ki???

.

...

....

Baba salwar khol ke:-

"Mera to balance hi khatm ho gaya"

Non-Veg SMS- Apni Luli Nikalo

Ladki bachhey se: Apni luli nikalo..

Bacha: Ok,

Ladki: Ye kya aap ki luli to pakadi hi nahi jati,

Bacha: 

"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nhi na mumkin hai..."

Non-Veg SMS- Boobs Choos Raha Tha

Santa apni girlfriend ke boobs choos raha tha,

Ladki ko tharak chadd gai aur wo boli:

"Tumhe kuch aur nhi chahiye?"

.

..

Santa:- Dudh ke sath do-teen biscuit mil jate to maja aa jata...

Non Veg SMS- Pehle Daba Kar Dekho

Baap apne bete ko bazaar le jata hai,

Aur use sabji khareedna sikhata hai,

Baap:- Beta koi bi sabji lene se pehle use saba kar dekhte hai,

Beta:- Theek hai...

Kuch dino baad beta bhagta hua dad ke office pahocha aur bola

"Daddy, ek aadmi aummy ko khareedna chahata hai....

Naught SMS- Lady Officer

A General ask to young lady officer,

How you felt in service...???

.

...

Lady replied: very fine,

Whole day passess in saying yes sir, yes sir,

Whole night passes in no sir, no sir...

Friendship SMS- I Like My Eyes When You Look At It

I like my EYES when you look at it,

I like my NAME when you call it,

I like my HEART when you stay in it,

.

..

....

I love my LIFE when great friend like you is part of it...

Life SMS- Success Also Hearts

Failure also looks beautiful,

When you have friends to support you,

Success also hearts,

when you have no friends to celebrate...

Life SMS- Heart Touching Lines Ever Said

The most heart touching lines ever said by a Friend who

has been hurt a lot...

"

My all friends fooled me always because i loved

them like a fool....'

Heart Touching Sms- Rose Is Famous For Grace

Rose is famous for grace,

Advocate is famous for his case,

Horse is famous for race,

But you are famous foe a smile on your face...,

So keep smiling...

Thought For The Day 22-11-12... There Are Two ways To Get Enough

There are two ways to get enough..

One is to continue to accumulate more and more..

The other is to desire less...

By:- G.K. Chesterton

अधिक पर्याप्त करने के लिए दो तरीके हैं ..
एक अधिक से अधिक जमा करने के लिए  प्रयास करना ..
अन्य कम इच्छा  रखना

Good Night Sms- Love We Shared

The love we shared will see you through,

Hold on with all your might,

To all the faith and love we shared,

For this is just good night...

Good Night Sms- Hello Moon

Hello Moon,

My friend is going to sleep,

Tell to your brother sun to raise tomorrow late,

because my friend wants more relax.

...Good Night....

Good Night Sms- As Night Falls Upon The Land

As night falls upon the land,

It is time to Zz again,

With the moon hanging in the starlit sky,

I am here to wish you mite nite!! sweet dreams,

Cover blanket tight...

Missing You Sms- Sending You 3 Little Hearts

I am sending you 3 little hearts,

To remond you 3 things,

.

..

...

I am here,

I care,

I miss you...

Haramipana Santa Sardar SMS- I Will Have A Sex

Jeeto: What will you do if you have only 5 minutes before

An Atomic blast occurs????

.

..

Santa: I will have a sex with you...

Jeeto: ok, and what about next 4 minutes...??

Funny Dirty SMS- Sab Kuch Chhota Nahi Hota

Santa Singh had a baby...

Sardar: Bilkul meri jaisi aankhe hain "Chhoti Chhoti",

Meri jaisi naak hai "Chhoti si",

Mere jaise honth hai "Chhote chhote",

Jeeto ne baby ka pamper khol ke boli," Sab kuch aapke jaisa chhota nahi hota hai"

Non Veg SMS- Nipples Na Dikhe

Marte hue ek buddhe ne apne sare ghar walo ko salah di ki...

Ladke se: "Apni umar ki ladki se jhuk kar mila karo jis se usko lund touch na ho",

ladki Se: "Apni bra main hamesa cotton jarur rakha kar taki Nipples na dikhe",

Damad se: " chodne or khodne mein farak samjho, chodne mein jor aur khodne mein shor karna chahiye",

Bahu se: " Gaand marwane se bacche paida nhi hote hai"

Agar aisa hota to..

uske sabse jada bacche hote jo hans kar ye joke padh raha hai....

Non Veg SMS- Girlfriend Chodunga

Ek din pappu ghar mein akela betha tha,

Time pass ke liye usne socha kyu na kuch mauj ki jae,

Usne pocket mein se ek coin nikala aur hawa mein uchala aur mann mein sochne laga,

Head aaya to girlfriend ke saath sex karung,

Tale aaya to muthh maar ke kaam chala lunga,

Coin khada raha to kisi Gay ki gand maar lunga,

Aur agar hawa mein latak gaya to...,

" Maa kasam aaj padhai ke alava kuch bhi nahi sochunga"

Non Veg SMS- Randi Chudwai Thi

Haaan mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai wo raat,

Jab hum doston ne milke shama jalai thi,

Doston ne mil ke tujhse randi chudwai thi,

Daddy tere aae aur bhaag gae the hum sab,

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Par teri fatne ki awaaj dur dur tak aai thi...

Double Meaning- Mirchi Kahaan Lagti Hai

Mirchi muh ke elava kahaan lagti hai??

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Socho--Socho..

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Khet mein lagti hai..

"Dirty Mind"

Funny Non Veg Sms- Baap Bhi Doodh Peeta Hai

Conductor to lady:- Bache ka ticket dikhao??,

lady:- Iski bhi ticket lagegi, ye to abhi doodh peeta hai...

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Conductor:- Doodh to iska baap bi peeta hoga to kya,

usko bhi baitha lu

Non Veg Sms- Tum Penty Kyu Nhi Pehnti Ho

Ladka pados ki bhabhi ke sath sex karne laga,

Laise hi usne salwar utari to usne us se pucha,

Ladka; " Arey tum penty kyu nhi pehnti ho???"

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Bhabhi use aankh maarte hue boli::

"Arey yaar maine apne pati se wada kia tha

ki aap ke elava kisi ke samne penty nhi uttarungi.."""

Womens Sms- In Morning Wash Clothes

Women's life is very Hard

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In morning-- Wash clothes,

In noon-- Dry clothes,

In evening-- Iron Clothes,

In night-- Open clothes,

Late night-- Search clothes...

Dirty Sms- Husband Is Not Active On Bed

A divorce case come in court..

Wife: I need divorce bcoz my husband is not active on bed,
Judge: Mam, but your husband is a kabbaddi champion,
Wife: Thats the problem, he touches me and runs away

Shayari For Drinkers- Sharab Ki dukan Ke Phar Likha Tha

Agar aap kisi se pyar karte hai..

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To,

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Aapko mujhese bhi pyar ho haega..

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Aisa ek Sharab ki dukan ke bhar likha tha...

Thought For The Day 18-11-12 --Time Never Waits For Us

When time never waits for us,

Then why we wait for the right time,

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No time is wrong to do the right things..

So do when you think it was right...

जब हमारे लिए समय कभी नहीं इंतजार कर रहा है,

क्यों फिर हम सही समय के लिए प्रतीक्षा कर रहे हैं,

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सही बातें करने के लिए समय नहीं है गलत है ..

Friendship Sms- We Just Learn Who Are The Real

As the days pass by, we think,

We are losing friends...

But..

the truth is we don't lose friends,

We just learn who are the Real...

Dosti Shayari- Dosti Ka Rishta Khas Hota Hai

Khushbu me ehsas hota hai,

Dossti ka rishta khaas hota hai,

Har baat ko zuban se kehna mumkin nahi...

Isliye dosti ka dusra naam Vishwas hota hai..

Friendship Sms- kya Dua Karu

Kya dua karu mai apne doston ke liye,

Mere Khuda,

Bas yhi dua hai ki mere dost kabhi

Dua ke mohtaj na ho..

Friendship Sms- Friendship Is Like Universe

Friendship is vast like Universe,

deep like ocean,

High like sky,

Strong like iron,

Kind like mother,

And cute like me...