Non-Veg Sms- Kitna Dalu Madam

• Bank Cashier: “Madam Aap So So Ke Lengi?”
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• Fruit Seller: “Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega”
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• Cloth Seller: “Ek Minute Dekh To Lo, Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi.”
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• Dhobi: Bibiji “Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikal Do, Baaki Kaam Mera”
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• Petrol Wala: “Kitna Daalu Madam??”
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• Photostat Wala: “Madam Aage Aur Peechhe Dono Taraf Karu Ya Ek Hi Side??”
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• Chudi Wala: “Andar Nahin Ghus Raha”
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• Mobile Recharge Wala: “Kitna Dalu Madam?”