Girl: pados wali aunty mujhe bhot tang kati thee,

jab bhi kisi ki shadi hoti thi to mere gaal kheech ke kehti thi..

"Ab tumhari bari hai,"

maine unki ye aadat chudwa di.

Friend: kaise?

Girl: Jab koi mar jata to mai unke gaal kheech ke kehti..

"Ab tumhari bari..."